"Let's go to the Crate and Barrel" *when referring to Cracker Barrel"
Nana
"I'll put the money in my piggy bank it’s for my college fund… actually I want ____ _____" -Noah
Chicken nuggets
"We're on the ICC"
"We're on the ICU"
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder" -Katie
"Absence makes the food grow smaller" -?
Ryan
Tom
"My love language is acts of service… we haven’t figured out your mom's yet"
Jim
"P-Diddy killed ___"- Lis
I-Pac
"Where's my lanyard"
"where's my lanard"
"That's Nat King Kong"
Lisa on Nat King Kong
"It's a shame you married into this family"- Kristie
CJ
"I can’t drink orange juice because my fingers turn black"
Kristie
"I have to drive so I'll just take a ___" -Jenny
Wine
"Salt of the Earth"
"Wait is Anne frank the blind one"
David
"I genuinely apologize if your roommates are upset but if they’re upset from the national title game then I don't know what to tell you" -Jim
Kelly
"We're a Catholic family despite the dog leash murders"
Jenny
"They're playing ____ beret" -Ryan
Cranberry
"The people are congregating"
"The people are conjugating"
"You can’t built Rome overnight"
Lisa
He plays the hobo
Johnny's roommate
"I would think an abused wife would be a fantastic Tennant"
"I have chicken sandwiches from ___ ____" -Nana
Home Depot
"Robin Roberts"
"Robert Roberts"
"Adelaide's a vegan" -Katie
"So she can eat shrimp" -?
Lisa
*Sends ___ a scam email
"What are we going to do!?" -Lisa
Ryan