Family History
This person has the unique talent of compelling customer service representatives to bend to her will.
Who is Emily?
"Do you want to come to my birthday party?"
Who is Lochlan?
"Cold beer on a Friday night, a pair of jeans that fit just right..."
This country hit by Zac Brown Band - known to play as someone’s ringtone when a certain call comes through - celebrates life’s simple pleasures - beer, jeans, and chicken!
What is "Chicken Fried"?
Pop carries this tasty treat in his car at all times but is rarely seen actually eating it
What is licorice?
This person “enjoyed” this salty treat normally meant for deer and moose.
Who is Scott?
"…And most of all: have fun."
Who is Alyson (Lolly)?
“Doo do do dooo . . . do do do dooo . . .”
This iconic game show theme song is often heard while cleaning up after dinner.
What is the Price is Right theme song?
These colourful items are worn by cowboys, Monty, and Jess daily in her hair during her youth.
What are bandanas?
This person attended dress-making school to learn to make beautiful gowns
Who is Grandy (GG)?
"Butter tart? That was my nickname in high school."
Who is Justin?
"So up in the sky
And deep in the ocean
Through valleys and hills
Away we go"
This was (and possibly still is) young Arlo's favourite song.
The Happy Song by Imogen Heap
At various times, this item has flown off dashboards into traffic and sunk to the bottom of Bass lake during waterskiing.
What are sunglasses?
This person is the reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Who is Alyson (Lolly)?
"Stop worrying about things that haven't happened yet."
Who is John (Pop)?
"There are times when all the world's asleep
The questions run too deep
For such a simple man."
This song critiques a system that prioritizes rational thinking and practical skills over emotional understanding and self-discovery.
What is The Logical Song by Supertramp?
Pop goes everywhere with these items and insists on buying several of them for his kids every Christmas.
What are straps and clamps?
As a child, this person ran in tears home after a neighborhood bully threatened to turn him into a Kleenex box.
Who is Uncle David?
"Beano, engage gremlin mode!"
Who is Scott?
"...and if you ever saw her, she would probably lick your toes."
This Christmas parody was created to honour a family pet.
What is Hailey the Wet Nosed Doggy?
This item is most likely to be found in Ashley’s bag, just in case she gets inspired to start a new holiday project on the go.
What is a crochet hook?