Family Legends
This family member has passed out at multiple locations
Who is Noah?
"Miikeeeee"
Who is Mimi?
This person couldn't smell for 16 years
Who is Kristi?
This person slipped in a family members feces
Who is Jenna?
This person was almost attacked by a hammerhead shark
Who is Ross?
The location where greg was yeeted by a yak
What is Lazy 5 Ranch
"Are we going to go crabbing?"
Who is Ross?
This person wore this wig for Halloween one year and went as this person
Who is Sydney and Ellen Degeneres?
This person knows the entire Napoleon dynamite dance by heart
Who is Greg?
Whose location was found in the middle of the ocean after saying they needed some alone time?
Who is Greg?
The reason Pops was arrested
What is indecent exposure
"Can you get sun in this weather?"
Who is Greg?
Name 3 steps in Pops morning routine
What is crunches, shaving, blow drying his hair, cereal with bananas, orange juice?
This person listened to Dream On by Aerosmith 17 times on the way to the beach
Who is Pops?
The name of the restaurant that would not accept Jenna or Rosses ID because they were vertical
What is Houses?
This family member drove for years while they were legally blind (and never got into an accident)
Who is Pow Pow?
"You got more wine than me!"
Who is Pops?
3 of Gregs hyper fixations
What is Zepbound, Mahjong, Bella, Zyns, Bubble Baths, Benjamin Button, Planking, Vaping, Japanese Maples, Extreme dieting
This person drove away from the gas station with the gas nozzle and hose attached to the car
Who is Doug?
Who is Noah and Ross?
What holiday was in when Jenna pushed Sydney off the porch sending her to the ER?
What is Mothers Day?
"So good makes you wanna smack your mama"
Who is Pops?
Name 2 of the few foods that Ross ate in his first 14 years of life
What is cheese straws, fish sticks, bacon, gatorade, and lettuce
This person threw a bag of bagels at a Panera worker through the drive thru window
Who is Kristi?
The medication that Jenna took on the way to Key West that ultimately backfired
What is Dramamine or Benadryl?