I guess the therapist I found for you she really helped, now you can be a better man for your brand new girl.
Good 4 U
What starts "The Yellow Snow" effect in parts of the world?
Pollen
Just Do It
Nike
What vegtable did George W. Bush really dislike?
Broccoli
What animals' fingerprints are so close to humans that they could covet a crime scene?
Koala
Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a land slide. No escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.
Bohemian Rhapsody
In a thunderstorm, what comes first, lightning or thunder?
Lightning
You're in good hands.
Allstate
Who was the 16th president?
Abraham Lincoln
A baby goat is called a?
Kid
There ain't no gold in this river, that I've been washing my hands in forever. I know there is hope in these waters.
Easy On Me
What is the name of a scientist that studies weather?
meteorologist
It's finger lickin' good.
Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC)
What president was presidents' day originally created for which president?
George Washington
What animal is nicknamed "The Sea Cow?"
Manatee
You called me again, drunk in your Benz. Driving home under the influence. You scared me to death, wasting my breath.
Happier Than Ever
Mostly, what causes a wild fire?
Lightning
It melts in yor mouth, not in your hands.
M&M
Who was the first American-born US president?
Martin Van Buren
What are the horns of rhinos made out of?
Hair
I've never seen a diamond in tme flesh. I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies. And I'm not proud of my adress.
Royals
What kind of weather wave can bend train tracks?
A Heat Wave
Brewed for those who love coffee.
Starbucks
Which president had a dog named "King Tut?"
Herbert Hoover
What body part do dogs sweat out of?
Paws