Thomas is old news. This new name is what he insisted he be called for a while.
What is Isiah?
This person tried to hop a fence and got stuck hanging by their ripped pants at a soccer field.
Who is Makenzie?
In 2010, Mikayla played a Nun in this production at Kentridge Highschool
What is Sound of Music?
1967 was the year of this animal. The first to ever be domesticated and also brought to America. I’m not kid-ding!
What is a Goat?
Founded in 2011, this social commerce platform has over 200 million average active listings and 80 million users.
What is Poshmark?
Contrary to popular belief, Makenzie‘s first child was actually one of these, belonging to the summer squash family.
What is a Zucchini?
The person responsible for the death of at least two hermit crabs and letting a snake loose in the house.
Who is Thomas?
Gabe quickly won us over when we met him by letting us play Sonic the Hedgehog on this console. Sonic was also their mascot.
What is Sega?
Order please! This man is a lawyer and former member of the 7th district of the Mississippi House of Representatives.
Who is Josh Grisham?
He always said “Throw it out the window” but instead Thomas put one in his nose, a wheel from this company. The biggest producer of tires in the world. If you were to split them up, every person in the world would own an average of 86 pieces.
What is Lego?
Released in 1997, staring Robin Williams, Thomas fell asleep to this movie every night for an embarassing amount of years as a child.
What is Flubber?
This person peed their pants in a Baskin Robins after seeing Tarzan in theater in 1999. They still got a clown cone.
Who is Mikayla?
A life sized cardboard cut out of this character lived in our house during Mikayla’s pirate phase.
Who is Captain Jack Sparrow?
Hello from the ticket line! We tried and failed to get you birthday tickets to this English Singer \ Song writer. Twice!
Who is Adele?
This groups name is an acronym of the first letter of the members first names arranged as a palindrome. Arie (their biggest fan) would fit on the front or the back.
Who is ABBA?
Belonging to the genus Simians, this is what Makenzie and Mikayla musically claim the baby looks like.
What is a Monkey?
On a trip to Hollywood video in the early 2000s, this person let Trevor pick out the movie to watch for family movie night. Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me.
Who is Gabe?
Trevor was almost sacrificed to bears when him and Mikayla stumbled upon some just trying to get Muffins on family vacation at this place.
What is Lake Tahoe?
In 2015 you posted this was your “Biggest Fear” for reasons unclear.
What is hate crimes?
The name of Travis’s job in the navy. The Navy and Marine Corps don’t have medics. They have these instead.
What is a Corpsman?
Aquarius, Leo, Capricorn and Libra. Name these signs in order from oldest to youngest child.
Capricorn, Aquarius, Libra, Leo
This person somehow coasted by without an early criminal record when they threatened to kill someone on the elementary school playground.
Who is Trevor?
Sitting midpoint of southern Puget Sound, we took a trip to this place, birthplace of Big Bertha.
What is Vashon Island?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY! What is the Inglewood fight song?
For an extra 500 points, get up and sing it.
The name of a Spider in Makenzie and Arie’s doorway. Unfortunately almost the name of your first grandchild.
What is Jurley?