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If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Hiss and Hers.
How do you actually spell Mariam and Lateefat's name ?
M - a - r - y - a - m
L - a - t - e - e - f - a - h
Who was my 1st grade bully ? what did she do to me on the second grade school bus
Mariah was my 1st grade bully and one day decided that it was a good idea to pull of my hijab.
Davids father has 3 sons : snap crackle and ?
What was the name of the third son ?
David
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
footsteps
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustard's in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
there was a green house. inside the green house there was a white house. inside the white house there was a red house. inside the red house there were many seeds.
what am I?
A watermelon.
What grade did I start wearing my hijab?
second grade
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
He was bald !
You answer me, although I never ask you questions.
What am I?
A telephone.
What year did Aishat go to Egypt, come back temporaraly and finally ?
she left 2018
came back temporaraly in 2019
and came back January 24, 2020
Say Mohammed 10 times.
Now say " Ashamed ". How is it pronounced?
IT is pronounced Ash - ame - ed
What did I get for my 10th birthday ? ( GIFTS )
A skirt, a shirt, shaving cream, and cards.
You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
What stairs? You live in a one-story house.
how old are they ?
khaleeds birthday is April 14 and he is 6 yrs old.
Mommys birthday is 1 / 25 and she is 45.
Daddys birthday is May 25 and he is 47 years old.
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
monkey see monkey do.
41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49,
What is the next number ?
41. you needed to keep the 4 in the tens place and keep going until a 9 was in the ones place and then start again from 1.
what 3 hobbys am I most passionate about ?
Sewing, cooking and coding
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday today and tomorrow
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
the letter " m "
What year did Mommy and daddy go to Hajj ?
2018
Re-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R, to spell just one word. What is it?
" just one word "
What subject do I have the lowest grade on ?
What subject do I have the lowest grade on ?
Science is my lowest grade.
Math is my highest grade.
Which bird does not belong in this group? Finch, gull, eagle, ostrich, or sparrow?
The Ostrich. It's the only bird that doesn't fly.
If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.