finish the dad joke
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents
Each person sheds about 48.5lbs of this in their lifetime
What is skin?
The four elements that benders can bend
Water, Earth, Fire, and Air
In 1996 I went to a Yankee Fan Fest and got an autograph of this future star before he was well known.
Derek Jeter.
#2
Who has a neck but no head?
A shirt
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot
This form of greeting another person transfers more germs than kissing
What is shaking hands?
How long was Avatar Aang trapped in an iceberg?
100 years
I was able to watch 1 Yankee no-hitter. Who was the pitcher?
Dwight (Doc) Gooden.
I have cities but no houses. I have mountains but no trees. I have water but no fish. What am I?
A map
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
Like fingertips, each person has a unique _____ print
What is tongue?
The original benders for each element
Sky bison for air, dragons for fire, badger moles for earth, and the Moon spirit for water
I bought a conterfeit ticket to what World Series game?
1996 Game 2
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.
A candle
I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I'll let you know what comes first
If they were laid end to end, all of the blood vessels in the human body would encircle the Earth this many times
What is 4?
This episode is by far the saddest episode of the entire series
Tales of Ba Sing Se
How many World Series games have a gone 2?
2
1996 Game 2 against Braves
2000 Game 1 against Mets
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
They are all married.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent
This body part is the only piece of the body to get its oxygen directly from the air around it, not from blood
What is the cornea?
Name at least four members of The White Lotus
Iroh, Pakku, Jeong Jeong, Bumi, Fung, Jinpa, and Piando
I went to a game and someone from work saw me on the video screen. Who saw me?
David Quirk
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother only has half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?