Traumatic Events
Dad made fun of a handicapped man on the way to this restaurant.
Olive Garden
1^0=?
1
This was my drink of choice after homecoming sophomore year of high school.
Vodka
This family member was depicted as "Elf" on Christmas Eve years ago.
Steve
My least favorite Christmas tradition involves this book.
Twas the Night Before Christmas
My feet were awfully cold after this event.
Falling through the ice rink.
"i"=?
square root of -1
Dad was hanging these when he stepped off the stool onto a thumbtack that I was supposed to make sure did not fall on the floor.
Pennants/flags
This family member was ridiculed by his own father during a badminton tournament.
Brendan
One of the most unsettling moments of my life involved this Christmas gift
My face on a pillow
We had to leave this restaurant due to a hand malfunction.
Culinary Dropout
Red, blue, green
This was my meal of choice the night before Disney, and yacked it all up over mom's side of the bed hours later.
This "Family Member" has the stupidest name I have ever heard of.
Starr
This ornament sparked one of the wildest stories I have ever heard a few Christmases ago
CBD gummies
I "learned" how to swim after being tossed into a body of water at this resort.
Grand Bear
True or false: Nine chickens, two dogs, and three cats have a total of 40 legs
False
I dinged up my car doing this recently.
Backing out of a parking spot
This family member hates instruments being played in their hotel room overseas.
Kevin
Name 6 of the 9 reindeer.
Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen
I was doing my best impression of this flying vessel when I cracked my head open on the doll bed.
Millennium Falcon
True or false: The odd numbers in this group add up to an even number- 15, 32, 5, 13, 82, 7, 1
False
Even though it was not my fault, I took sole blame for this event.
Broken Vase
This family member is who I consider least likely to remember my name or age.
Tim
The most memorable gift I got before I was 12 years old involved this setup in our basement.
Hockey net + wall painted