You Too?
Achtung Baby (or, again with the Germans)
I still haven't found what I'm looking for (an ode to the Lego Grad student)
Ottawa Yoo-Hoo
I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it
100

This U2 song is the one most frequently played at funerals:

If God will send his angels

In God’s country

Where the streets have no name

With or without you

With or without you

100

The title of Achtung Baby was inspired by a line from this movie:

Schindler’s List

Slaughterhouse Five

Hogan’s Heroes

The Producers


The Producers

100

. The word “graduate” comes from the Latin word for this:

Evaluate

Punish

Humiliate

Step

Step

100

The U of O was first established as a college the same year that two Germans wrote this influential book.

Max and Moritz: A Story of Seven Boyish Pranks

The Post Office of Fifty Years Ago

The Communist Manifesto

Heinrich’s Guide to Adventures on the Rideau

The Communist Manifesto

100

In The Germans episode of Fawlty Towers, in which Basil Fawlty intones that no one should mention the war, how many times is it actually mentioned? 

5

8

11

19


19

200

This was U2’s original name:

Feedback

The Hype

B12

Gamma Ray

Feedback

200

During the original Achtung Baby tour, Bono regularly phoned the White House from the stage in an attempt to contact the President. Though he never reached him, this president did acknowledge the calls during a press conference.

George H. W. Bush

Bill Clinton

George Bush

Ronald Reagan

George H. W. Bush

200

The University of Al Quaraouiyine in Fez, Morocco is considered the first university in Africa, founded some 237 years before Oxford. It was founded in this year:

859

1096

1315

1433

859

200

This award-winning Canadian novelist, who died in 2003, received an MA from Ottawa in 1975. Sadly, the website dedicated to U of O women’s trivia misspells her name. 

Carol Shields

Margaret Laurence

Margaret Atwood

Elizabeth Hay

Carol Shields

200

Basil mistranslated a request from his German guest, “Können wir ein Auto mieten?” as this:

“You’re volunteering to go out to get some meat.”

“Where can we meet our friend Otto?”

“Will you stop talking about the war!”

“We would like our meat cut into smaller pieces.”

“You’re volunteering to go out to get some meat.”

300

In 2010, Bono acquired a 1.5% stake in this upstart internet platform. Today, that small percentage is estimated to be worth nearly $1 billion.

YouTube

Facebook 

Amazon

E-Bay

Facebook

300

The name “Adolf Hitler” has been banned as a baby name in Germany and other countries (not the United States, ahem). Which one of the following names has also been banned in Germany?

Stompie

Nutella

Lucifer

iMac

Stompie

300

In the United States the most popular major for male students is business administration and management. For female students it’s this:

Women’s Studies

Health Professions

Psychology

Beautology

Health Professions

300

The term Gee Gee, which is the sports moniker for U Ottawa teams, originally referred to this:

Governor-Generals

Grey and Garnet

Good God, Lemon!

Gossip Girls

Grey and Garnet 

(Gee-Gee is also the name for a horse that leads a race, but the nickname was used for Grey and Garnet before that become its official meaning)

300

Despite The German episode, in 2001, German broadcaster RTL produced the first ever non-English adaptation of Fawlty Towers, renamed this:

Die große Hütte (“The great shack”)

Hotel zum letzten Kliff (“Hotel on the last cliff")

Das Hotel im Wahnsinn (“The hotel in madness”)

Hotel auf Stelzen (“Hotel on stilts”)

Hotel zum letzten Kliff (“Hotel on the last cliff")

400

Drummer Larry Mullen Jr. co-wrote and produced a song for the Republic of Ireland national football team in time for the 1990 FIFA World Cup, called this:

The Irish Roar

Put ‘Em Under Pressure

The Fields of Athenry

Stand up for the Boys in Green

Put ‘Em Under Pressure

400

This lovable German TV character from a World War Two-themed TV show that ran from 1965 to 1971 said, “When it comes to war, I try not to take sides.”

Colonel Klink

Otto Flick

Sargent Schultz

Lieutenant Gruber

Sargent Schultz

400

Nola Ochs holds the Guinness World Record for being the oldest person to ever earn a college degree. She earned a bachelor’s degree in history from Fort Hays State University in Kansas at this age:

85

87

90

95

95

400

The university’s motto is:

We’re always in the Top Ten of Ottawa universities!

Deus Scientiarum Dominus Est

Duae linguae sunt melius quam

Gratias Deo non sumus Carleton

Deus Scientiarum Dominus Est (God is the master of the sciences)

400

The episode, which in 1997 ranked 12th in TV Guide’s 100 Greatest Episodes, was later edited by the BBC not for its cultural insensitivity to Germans but because of this:

A scene in which the actor who played Manuel is actually burned

A scene in which “The Major” uses racial slurs to distinguish between Blacks and Indians

A scene in which Basil hits Sybil

A mention of Irish terrorism close after the 1975 shooting of a British officer by an IRA soldier.

A scene in which “The Major” uses racial slurs to distinguish between Blacks and Indians

500

During U2’s first dates outside Ireland, they played a gig at Islington’s Hope and Anchor Pub in London, to a crowd of this many people:

96

43

29

9

9

500

Which of the following German words is an actual expression:

Buchschuldgefühl (noun): the guilt you feel for not reading enough

Netzminderwertigkeit (n.): the feeling that everyone on social media is happier than you

Deutschunübersetzbar (n.): the idea that there's a perfect German word for everything

Schnapsidee (n.): a wild idea that may or may not have been formed under the influence of alcohol.

Schnapsidee (n.): a wild idea that may or may not have been formed under the influence of alcohol.

500

On a website called “50 Things Only Grad Students Will Understand”, which of the following is NOT listed:

Planning your day around one simple task or errand that you never actually accomplish

You're constantly trying to come up with clever comebacks to annoying questions regarding grad school, e.g. What kind of job can you even get with that degree?

All of your household surfaces are mere extensions of your desk.

You’re happier than you’ve ever been!

You’re happier than you’ve ever been!

500

Who of the following was NOT a graduate of the U of O?

Alex Trebek

PM Paul Martin

Leslie Feist

Former justice of the Supreme Court Louise Arbour

Leslie Feist

500

The episode ends with Basil fleeing from a doctor with a sedative needle, when he accidentally runs into this, that knocks him unconscious:

A frying pan held by Manuel

A low door-frame

A wall-mounted moose head

Sybil

A wall-mounted moose head