Tate's Phrases
If you wake up late on his birthday, Tate might greet you with this.
Good morning beautiful sister did you sleep well?
You can get these homemade or in a canister.
Marshmallow
You know those little trays with the egg and sausage and pancake? Do they still make those?
Swanson breakfast
All I wanna do is go for a walk but this annoying thing keeps following me.
Squirrel next door
If you spend $35, then your order will arrive in this.
Amazon box
If you ask Tate a question, this is his favorite response.
Wut?
Mom used to make a cake with this cereal.
Fruity pebbles
It's at the bottom of the shelf in an orange package.
Wafies
He'll eat almost anything but that dry snack is not worth the calories.
Unbuttered popcorn
This Spanish water is not recyclable.
Topo Chico
It's been years but Tate still remembers why Dad needs more ice.
Crabbing in the shower.
You can get the same flavor by mixing grenadine with sprite.
Cherry limeade
It's a mashup of Dad's name and his name for Kai.
Doo dads
If you leave Kai alone for a few minutes at night, he'll lean over and try to eat this.
Sound machine
These inexpensive items can be obtained at Domino's.
Paper plates
You can make up a dragon name by taking any word and adding this to the end of it.
This is one of Tate's specialty drinks at night.
Hot cocoa
Do you get the crunchy or the puffed?
Cheetos
If I annoy this person maybe I'll get something.
Barking at Iris for food
Every Thursday in December is a yay day!
Starbucks cups
Finish the phrase: are you from Tennessee?
You're the only ten I see
Snap crackle pop smothered in marshmallow.
I know you can find it, I know they still make it.
Bubble yum
When he's bored, he might make this loud sound.
Smacking his lips
This satisfying sound is generally heard on Thursdays.
Glass bottles hitting the empty can