Actual Science, Bro
Brosephus, I know mold is gross but you got to listen to me, this medicine came from mold on like, bread, and it like, changed the world in major ways, breh.
What is Penicillin
It was Micah versus Kindra, Mom and Dad on the evening of this film was aborted, right around when the line “Pirates are in this year!” Is uttered.
What is Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
This 1957 war film won seven academy awards including best picture and features a POW protagonist choosing to staunchly cooperate with the enemy in order to prove something—a troubling moral fable.
What is The Bridge On The River Kwai
Marty fixes things up for his future kids only to return to his own time and find his mother married to Biff, now a Trump-like Oligarch, in this 1989 film.
What is Back to the Future Part 2
“Misses Tutti and Frutti Barber were maiden ladies, sisters, who lived together in the only Maycomb residence boasting a cellar. The Barber ladies were rumored to be Republicans, having migrated from Clanton, Alabama, in 1911. Their ways were strange to us, and why they wanted a cellar nobody knew, but they wanted one, and they dug one, and they spent the rest of their lives chasing generations of children out of it.”
What is To Kill a Mockingbird
My guy, this is the diffusion of molecules through a membrane from a region of, like, high water potential to a region of seriously low water potential, dawg.
What is Osmosis
No amount of cleanflicks editing could undo the horniness of this 1999 Box Office Bomb, which is now more famous for the trivia that star Will Smith chose this film over being in The Matrix.
What is Wild Wild West
This center fielder played for 13 years with the New York Yankees and is also mentioned by name in a different song by Simon & Garfunkel.
Who is Joe Dimaggio
Although not often thought of as a time travel story, this movie features a boy having a fight with his father, becoming an adult in the jungle, returning to society and then returning to his own time of 1969 to reconcile with dad—all because of this spooky board game.
What is Jumanjii
"...He lowered the glasses and pulled down the cotton mask from his face and wiped his nose on the back of his wrist and thenglassed the country again. Then he just sat there holding the binoculars and watching the ashen daylight congeal over the land. He knew only that the child was his warrant. He said: If he is not the word of God God never spoke."
What is The Road
No, I’m not wearing them dawg, these are the sequences of nucleotides in DNA that is transcribed to produce a function RNA, fella.
What are Genes
Large Embarrassment in Micah’s 16th birthday: This film had to be changed due to Kurt Russel’s blasphemous language.
What is Big Trouble in Little China
This 1962 best picture winner is based on the book Seven Pillars of Wisdom and depicts the protagonist’s involvement and eventual disillusionment with both the Arab National Council and the British Empire during World War 1.
What is Lawrence of Arabia
In the Super Nintendo classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, the Shredder steals Lady Liberty and throws the turtle family into a time warp, thrusting them into these times and locales
(Prehistoric Turtlesaurus, BC 2500000000; Skull & Crossbones, AD 1530 [Pirate Ship]; Bury My Shell at Wounded Knee, AD 1885 [Western/Train]; Neon Night Riders, AD 2020 [Cyberpunk future cycles]; Starbase Where No Turtle Has Gone Before, AD 2100 [space station]; Technodrome The Final Shell-Shock, AD 1992 [fighting next to Statue of Liberty]
"Yossarian was in the hospital with a pain in his liver that fell just short of being jaundice. The doctors were puzzled by the fact that it wasn't quite jaundice. If it became jaundice they could treat it. If it didn't become jaundice and went away they could discharge him. But this just being short of jaundice all the time confused them."
What is Catch-22
Listen, I know you wanted to learn about rocks crashing into the earth but actually this field of study has everything to do with aerosols consisting of a visible mass of liquid droplets, or like, clouds, if you’ve seen clouds before.
What is Meteorology
Onetime director of Never Ending Story, Wolfgang Petersen helmed this presidential thriller that got Micah grounded for showing it to his too young sister.
What is Air Force One
The lyrics to this referenced song go “One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock, Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock, Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock."
What is Rock Around The Clock
Spacefarer John Robinson meets his son Will now all grown up thanks to a time bubble—the same bubble that has fast forwarded the villainous family doctor into a frightening spider-human hybrid in this sci fi remake.
What is Lost in Space
"Harry," said Basil Hallward, looking him straight in the face, "every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. The sitter is merely the accident, the occasion. It is not he who is revealed by the painter; it is rather the painter who, on the coloured canvas, reveals himself. The reason I will not exhibit this picture is that I am afraid that I have shown in it the secret of my own soul."
What is The Picture of Dorian Gray
Dude, I know it sounds like a school for animals but it’s actually part of the limbic system—it plays a major role in memory consolidation, chief.
What is the Hippocampus
This movie title also describes how Micah felt when Mom walked in during the only scene where anything sexual is happening between John Cusack and Amanda Wyss in 80s cult classic.
What is Better Off Dead
This village is located just north of the de facto border between North and South Korea where the 1953 Armistice that ended the Korean War was signed.
What is Panmunjom
Roger that! Detective John Sullivan saves his firefighter dad’s life with a time traveling short wave radio—only to set off a chain reaction that sets a serial killer on the loose in this film.
What is Frequency
“Her husband, among various physical accomplishments, had been one of the most powerful ends that ever played football at New Haven—a national figure in a way, one of those men who reach such an acute limited excellence at twenty-one that everything afterward savors of anticlimax. His family were enormously wealthy—even in college his freedom with money was a matter for reproach-but now he’d left Chicago and come East in a fashion that rather took your breath away; for instance, he’d brought down a string of polo ponies from Lake Forest. It was hard to realize that a man in my own generation was wealthy enough to do that.”
What is The Great Gatsby