Fam-Cations
We infamously DON’T have a picture in front of this mountain.
Mount Washington
Famously doesn’t remember these.
Movies
This genre of comedy will never get old in the Erezuma household.
Fart Jokes
Three titles to movies that dad wishes he didn’t remember.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquell
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
Is frequently starting conversations with “I just read in the _______”.
New York Times or The Smithsonian
We got kicked out of this house after mom fought with a docent.
Harriet Beecher Stowe
Hates when construction workers make this classic blunder.
Break roofing shingles over the ridge of a roof
The number of cars we have sold/gotten rid of since this family moved to Madison.
Zero
Dad’s first movie star man crush.
Tom Cruise
Loves this zoological show with an eclectic host.
Dr. Pol
Our 2014 family vacation was affectionately named this.
New York State of Mind
Has a folder dedicated to this visual phenomenon.
Pareidolia
This one-in-eight-billion ailment struck Connor during an infamous canal tour and has plagued him ever since.
The movie that started our beach trip off on a really, really sad note.
Toy Story Three
Is a strong proponent of this delicious post-lunch treat.
Dessert Toast
Kyler lost his croc on a waterslide at this park (100 bonus points for the name of the ride).
Aquaboggan
Dad’s name on the Wii U and Switch.
El Jefe
Two of these in succession can frequently be heard coming from the backroom (sometimes followed by frustrated mumbling).
Claps
Our collectively most hated movie.
Minority Report
Is often heard saying “I am a _____ , obviously, because I read ______”.
Runner, Runner's Magazine
The amount of money that I was charged at the library after holding 20+ movies overdue.
$120
Has a running list of this coincidence involving names.
People whose names match their occupation (why do you have to do what your name is?)
Connor can be found occasionally doing this during movies.
Nodding off/Sleeping
The last movie to be seen by this family at the Madison Movie Theater.
Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Has a special place in her heart for this miniature culinary youtube star.
Tiny Chef