Mom Math
Mom's current age + Mom's amount of siblings
What is 42?
On the way back from here, Mom got violently carsick and threw up at a gas station
What is The Homestead?
Mom almost named Quincy this
What is Rutherford?
Always pronounce the final syllable
Who is SMMA?
Year Mom was born - Day of the month Mom started kindergarten
What is 1979?
Mom threw up this chip brand in the car
What are Fritos?
Whatchu talkin' 'bout, _?
Who is Willis?
Blow your nose in the hallway
Who is Mrs. Klausen?
Amount of swim team wins Mom has ÷ Days since last pineapple juice (according to Quincy)
What is 0?
Mom threw up in one of these at Dr. Watson's office - even more puzzling as to why she likes rollercoasters
What is an elevator?
This is what she called Better than Bouillon after she violently threw it up
What is her "precious chicken broth"?
The Guardian of the English Language
Who is Mrs. Zolbe?
Year Mom graduated - Amount of weeks long the Nantucket trip was
What is 2000?
Mom almost left Campbell here after he went into the toothpaste aisle - coincidentally, it's also where Quincy fell down the escalator
What is Target?
Mom does this every time something breaks
What is a scream?
(aAAAAHh)
I am a child of God
Who is Monsenior Skenell?