Riddles
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What do you call two witches who live together?
Bromates
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
Your under a vest.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A Mush-room.
I have a yellow sign what restaurant am i.
Mc Donald's
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
A match!
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
I am a food and i have a p on me what am i.
Popeyes
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
NOTcho Cheese
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Two children are born on the same day by the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
They are triplets.
I am pretty as a peach what am i?
A peach
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A Chew-Chew train
Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
Because every play has a cast.
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Jonny
I am sweet as sugar what am i?
Watermelon
I am a vegetable that bugs stay away from. What am I?
A squash
How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet?
He was bald!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
There is no dirt because it is a hole.
Knock knock..............Coke........
Coke a kola