OLD TESTAMENT
The first book in the Old Testament
What is Genesis?
Blue Bell has nothing on this
What is homemade ice cream?
What is a pencil?
Honey, have you seen my red pumps? I'm going to the store.
What are shoes?
The last book of the New Testament; the end of the world
Revelations
The first king of Israel
Who was Saul?
The meat grandma fed the pastor whenever he came for dinner
What is fried chicken?
No need for uber mom. Here comes big yeller!
What is the school bus?
Baby, it's cold outside! Put this on and don't forget your boots.
What is a coat?
Jesus met her while passing through Samaria
Who was the woman at the well?
The only woman to judge Israel
Who was Deborah?
Grandma didn't waste anything, so no part of the hog was left behind. Gross!
What are chitterlings?
What do you have...I'll trade you.
What is lunch?
Wow! The kids gave me another one of these. I guess its better than a noose.
What is a tie or necktie?
Phillip found him and brough him to Jesus. Jesus said he saw him under the tree.
Who was Nathaniel?
She said of Solomon "The half has not been told."
Who was the Queen of Sheba?
This sweet treat was always America's dessert; a la mode please
What is apple pie?
The school version of the Olympics
What is field day?
The loudest closet in the house is also the cleanest when I'm around. Vroom!
What is a vacuum?
He told Paul he was almost persuaded to be a Christian
Who was King Agrippa?
The book known as the preacher
What is Ecclesiastes?
Some baked it but grandma fried it to make these little balls of joy
What is hot water corn bread?
Ancient Arabs used this instrument to count with; we just use a calculator.
What is an abacus?
A man buys one of these for special occassions. Popular in movies and with penguins.
What is a tuxedo?
His mother and grandmother were Jews, his grandfather was a Greek, yet Paul took him as one of his companions.
Who was Timothy?