RIDDLES "A"
What is the difference between here and there?
Only the letter "T".
What building has the most stories?
The library.
How can you tell when an elephant is getting ready to charge?
He takes out his credit card?
What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
What is the best month for a parade?
March.
What bone likes to tell the most jokes?
The funny bone.
Where do fish keep their money?
In the riverbank.
What flies without wings?
Time.
What word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly.
Incorrectly.
What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?
A glove.
What time is it when twelve cats chase one mouse?
12 after 1.
What stays in place but travels around the world?
A stamp.
What's orange and sounds like parrot?
A carrot.
The more you take, the more you leave behind?
Footsteps.
Whether I add or subtract, I always shrink. What am I?
A pencil.
What word looks the same upside down and backwards?
SWIMS
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
What is the difference between an old penny and a new nickel?
Four cents.
Where do dogs like to keep their cars?
In the barking lot.
What did the man go to night school?
Because he wanted to learn to read in the dark.
What is tall when it's young and short when it's old?
A candle.
What has two feet on either side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
Imagine you're in a room with no windows, doors or exits. How do you get out?
You stop imagining.
What is it that all mothers have said when they were mad with their children?
"I brought you into this world and I'll take you out."
A Cowboy rode to town on Friday. He stayed for 3 days. He rode back home on Friday. How did he do it?
The horse is named "Friday".