Dad Jokes
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut
🦁👑
Lion King
_____ gives you wings
Redbull
What did Thomas Edison invent
The Lightbulb
What school do you go to, to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school
🍌🟡
Minions
The happiest place on earth
Disneyland
Who painted the Mona Lisa
Leonardo da Vinci
How do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans.
🎄🏠🧍
Home Alone
Eat Fresh
Subway
What is it called when someone gets three consecutive strikes in bowling.
Turkey
Why shouldn't you trust trees?
They seem shady
😀😓🤮😡😨
Inside Out
The quicker picker upper
Bounty
What is the highest grossing film of all time?
Avatar
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby
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Coco
_______ lets go places.
Toyota
What is the most streamed song in history?
Blinding Lights by the Weekend