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What starts with "T" ends with "T" and has "T" in the middle?
What is, A Tea Pot.
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
What is, Bring a chair back with you?
What is the best way to squeeze orange juice?
What is, It's already Squeezed.
Did you hear about that great new shovel? It was _______________
What is, Ground Breaking.
Who is the host of real Jeopardy???
Who is, Alex Trebek
Where are the two largest cut diamonds in the world?
What is, The Crown Jewels
How do you make the number 7 even without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
What is, Drop the "S".
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
What is, There are nine Mustards in the family.
Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
What do Spanish speaking sheep say at Christmas time?
What is, Fleece Navidad.
When did the host of Jeopardy die?
When is, November 8, 2020
Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000.
You move in a one-story house on the corner of a river bend in west Mississippi made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
What is, There are no stairs.
Which has more squares, a checkerboard, or a chessboard?
What did the cab driver wear to the wedding?
What is, A Taxedo
What is the favorite color of the person talking. What is the second?
What is, Red and Blue
What is the airspeed velocity of a (European) unladen swallow?
What is, 24 MPH
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end, the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
A marble is dropped into a glass of water that is 45 degrees Fahrenheit. An identical marble is dropped into an identical glass of water that is 20 degrees Fahrenheit which Marble Falls to the bottom of the glass faster.
What is, The 45-degree water.
Why didn't the couch trust the lamp?
What is, It seemed shady.
DNA stands for...
Deoxy ribo Nucleic Acid
One of Shelby's favorite animals is the unicorn, which just so happens to be the national animal of...
What is, Scotland
You have two containers, a 5-gallon, a 3-gallon container, and an infinite source of water. How do you measure out 4 gallons exactly?
Fill up the 3-gallon container and pour the 3 gallons into the 5-gallon container.
Then, fill the 3-gallon container back up, and pour it into the 5-gallon container until the 5-gallon is full.
The 3-gallon container will have 1-gallon left.
Empty the 5-gallon container.
Pour the remaining 1 gallon into the 5-gallon container.
Then fill the 3-gallon container back up and pour it into the 5-gallon container.
Thus, you have 4 gallons.
Divide 30 by half, then multiply that number by three. What number do you get?
What is, 180
(Dividing by half is the same as doubling.)
How does a bull write?
What is, a bullpen.