Fionn
Fionn is this many year old
5
What did Dad call Sean and Conor when they wouldn't help with the yard work
Dog f***ers
What is the chicken holding on Dad's super spicy ramen packets
A bomb
This is where you are threatened to sleep if you smoke cigarettes or cheer for the Leafs
The garage
Finish this lyric:
Did you write the Book of Love?
And do you have faith in God above?
If the Bible tells you so
______
Do you believe in rock 'n' roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
What heart condition does Fionn have
Atrial fibrillation
Name one of Conor's acting roles in elementary school
1. Charlie Brown
2. Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
3. Romeo
What terrible brand of beer did Dad give Conor and Aidan to drink
Boneshaker
As a child, Conor said this word with a New Yorker accent
Tour
This song plays at the end of The Great Outdoors and would always be danced to by our family
Land of a thousand dances
This was the town where we acquired Fionn
Caledon
What costume did Conor wear 5 years in a row for Halloween
A bat
This is Conor's favourite kind of cake
Carrot
When someone gains weight, Dad says they did this
Blepped up
Finish the Simpsons movie lyric: "spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does, can he swing from a web, _ _ __, __ _ __"
No he can't, he's a pig
Provide three of Conor's regularly-used variations on the name Fionn
Fringe
Finge with the fringe
Fionnjamin
Fionnula
Fionnular fionnula
Fionnstance (+/- deranged)
Sean said this to Soph which prevented her from using the toilet due to fear
There are sharks in the toilet
Conor did this with his pasta as a child to make it taste better
Put it in the fridge so it would be like leftovers
When he can't think of the name for something, Grandpa calls it this
Queer
Finish this lyric:
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
______
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
These are Fionn's biological parent's names
Sirius and ?Maybelle or something
Relative to the rest of their anatomy, name everyone in order from smallest to largest
1. Mom
2. Conor
3. Sean
4. Soph
5. Dad
The construction people found this infestation when they re-did our kitchen
Which of these is NOT a name Conor has for Sean
1. Seanita bonifa laquisha
2. Seana
3. Seanita bonifa daquisha
4. John
5. Sean don
Seanita bonifa daquisha
Finish the TDWT lyric: "search through the wood, tout de suite, __ _ __ __ __"
Find me some giant feet