Biblical Jokes
Our Congregation
Our Ministry
Bible Scriptures
Religions
100
How does Moses make tea?
What is He-brews it?
100
We have this many Elders in our congregation.
What is 10 elders?
100
This many hours are required for special pioneer service.
What is 130?
100
These scriptures describe the last days.
What is 2 Timothy 3:1-5?
100
This religion uses the Quaran.
What is Islam?
200
What kind of man was Boaz before he was married?
What is Ruth-less?
200
We have this many Ministerial Servants in our congregations.
What is 4?
200
The annual meeting in which our revised New World Translation was released was this year.
What is 2013?
200
Name a scripture that can disprove the Trinity.
What are Deuteronomy 6:4, Psalm 83:18, John 17:3, or Galations 3:20?

(Up to the discretion of opponents if another scripture is named.)

200
In concentration camps, Jehovah's Witnesses were identified with this symbol.
What is a purple triangle?
300
Who was the baddest man in the bible?
What is Moses, he broke all 10 commandments at once.
300
We have this many Pioneers in our congregation.
What is 7-8?
300
This many return visits are made before counting it as a Bible study.
What is three?
300
You might use this scripture to show who is in control of the world.
What is 1 John 5:19?
300
Hindu's and Buddhists believe this happens to you after death.
What is reincarnation?
400
Knock Knock... Who's there?



Jehovah's Witnesses
400
Our COBE is this person.
Who is Br. G. M.
400
How many forms of the ministry are there? Name them
Three.

Informal, public, and traditional (door to door)

400
This scripture contains the first prophecy in the Bible?
What is Genesis 3:15?
400
The people are preaching in over 240 lands.
Who are Jehovah's Witnesses?
500
How many people can you fit in one Honda?
What is the bible said that all 12 apostles were in 1 Accord.
500
Our Service Overseer is this person.
Who is Br. D. N.
500
The video "Why Study the Bible?" is this long (in minutes and seconds).
What is 3 minutes and 39 seconds?
500
Quote word-for-word Daniel 2:44.
What is "In the days of those kings the God of heaven will set up a kingdom that will never be destroyed. And this kingdom will not be passed on to any other people. It will crush and put an end to all these kingdoms, and it alone will stand forever."
500
This object is at times used by members of various religions such as Hinduism, Buddhism, Christendom, Islam, and Sikhism, to mark the repetition of prayers, chants, or devotions.
What are prayer beads?

(alternative answer, rosary)