"I saw a king cobra in India"
Raj
"So, the bad guys are trying to wreck mom and dad's marriage?"
Dash
"What? We're already in Waco? Wohooooooo!!!"
Mom
"Oh weren't you checking me out at Trader Joe's?"
Mrs. Velez
"Lots of people think I'm cute!"
Harper Rose
"I'll never get over it. Never!!!"
Lucy
"Watch out for the bat wing garfingers!"
"If you do it 3 years in a row, it's stale. But if you do it 30 years in a row, it's tradition."
Kari Gilbertson
"Leggins!!!"
Becca
"5, 6, tell me who's got the kicks? The bears! 7, 8, tell me who's really great? The bears!"
Marcia Brady
"Actually, those are pretty good."
Dad
"Gameday The Three sh's: Sh*t, shower, and shave."
Coach Rote
"My dog's better than your dog."
Austin
"Here's what happened..."
-------------flashbacks to crime scene, people in awe--
Monk
"It's ok mom. I'm going to get lots of those when I'm older."
Rhett
"Now, don't be kissin' your boyfriend!!"
Coach Lister
"I'm fast. I can run the turkey trot."
Emma
"Hockey stick!!!"
Sally
"But I like being chatty."
Katelyn
"Today's National Figure It Out Day."
Mrs. Velez, Ms. G