Far jokes
uncle jokes
Dad Jokes
100

den frisør som en kagemand har

Slikhår?

100

what my uncle said when his wife threatened to leave him because of his poker addiction

" I think you are bluffing"

100

what the thief got when he stole my calendar

 12 months

200

hvordan  få man en fisk til at svømme hurtigt

man tuner den

200

what my uncle said when a policeman told him he was looking for a man with one eye.

"use both eyes and you will find him quicker"

200

the situation where you choke on a hotdog

 "wurst case scenario"

300

det en tømrer laver når han holder fri

lige hvad der passe ham (vaterpas)

300

the reason why my uncle takes Mexican anti anxiety medication

 "Hispanic attacks"

300

the review which the best restaurant on the moon received

"great food but no atmosphere"

400

det far siger når datteren skriger "Far hører du overhovedet efter!!"

"Det er en underligt måde at starte en samtale på" 

400

I said to my friend that I want to be a millionaire like my uncle, my friend asked "is he a millionaire?"

I answered ".........."

no but he'd like to be one too!

400

what Dad did when he went to the book store and saw a new book on sale called "How to solve 50 % of your problems"

he bought two of them

500

hvad bestiller får ved grillbaren

 en mææææh det hele

500

the words my mother told me when I said I wanted to buy a motorbike just like my Uncle. 

"you're not buying a motorcycle, your uncle died in a motorcycle crash, ...................

" you can have his motorbike."

500

what I said when my daughter said "Dad i'm freezing"

 "stand in the corner it is 90 degrees over there"