"____ reposted"
Biology!
What is the mitochondria?
The power house of the cell.
What grade was I in when I found a used condom in the gym, a student gave a sick-n-poke during fisrt period, and someone showed up to class drunk and threw up all over his desk?
Statistics!
What does x-bar mean?
The mean.
In total, how many fire alarms went off freshmen year?
17
Chemistry!
What is a mole?
aka, 602,214,000,000,000,000,000,000
How many gas leaks where there in all four years?
2
What is a zygote?
A developing organism, formed with an egg and sperm.
Who was deemed "Chef ___" after a nude was leaked of them jerkin it on the kitchen floor?
Joshua Kreitz
Bribery!
What baked good gets you out of having to show up to class on time?
Cookies
Which teacher got put on 'administrative leave' for screaming and cursing out a parent?
Mr. Cadell