Equine
Little Fluffers
Feathered Friends
Plant Puns
Large Animals
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What do you get when you cross a horse with a bear?
Winnie the Pooh
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What do you get when a ferret goes into dental work?
Tooth fairy
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Why did the duck get kicked out of the pond?
They didn't pay their bills.
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What is the strongest plant?
A power plant
1
What happened to the cow after high school?
They mooooved on to cowllege.
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Why did the mule get locked out of the barn?
It only had half the donKEY.
1
Why did Molly and Snowball cuddle together for warmth?
They were Chinchilly
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Why did the chicken cross the state line?
To get out of Kentucky
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What plant enjoys the sun more than any other plant on earth?
A VENUS fly trap
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Why don't goats need clocks?
Because they are already the greatest of all time
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Why did the mule have a raspy voice?
They were kind of horse.
1
Why didn't the ferret revel the secret?
Because it was nobody's business
1
What do you call a chicken in space?
A rooSTAR
1
Wanna hear a corny dirty joke?
An ear fell on the ground
1
Why were the cows fighting?
They had beef
1
Why is Puzzle bad at piano?
Because she don't-key
1
What are the sweetest animals in the Nature Center?
CINNAMON BUNnies
1
what happens to tropical bird food when it gets really old?
It parROTS
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What did the leafy vegetables say when someone tried grabbing them?
Lettuce go!
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What do you call a good looking pig?
Hamsome
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What do you get when you cross a mini horse with a penny?
Copper
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Why does Luna eat so much
Because she's a guinea PIG
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Why are birds so good at improvising?
They can WING it on the FLY
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Why did the tree have a strong scalp?
It had good roots
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What's a farm animals favorite salad dressing?
Ranch
