Entertainers
78 year old former actress named Lucy who is wheelchair bound and loves to tell you "Do you know who I am? I'm famous." Needs help with all cares, is fed and incontinent. She can answer yes/no questions.
What is a FAST of 6E
Jesse is 170 years old and reportedly was a outlaw. He is very inappropriate in multiple ways. Says 'pew pew' and 'gotcha buddy' and rarely asks 'are you a pinkerton? He is incontinent and walks around his facility.
What is FAST 7A
Oog is 1003 years old and reports to have invented the fork. He used to tell you about the whole process but now just says fork and tries to stab you with one.
What is a FAST of 7B
'Erins' Uncle is 68 years old and likes to urinate in garbage cans or boxes. He is pleasant and will repeat the last word he hears. At times he is needing a wheelchair.
What is FAST 7B
Susan is 72 and is short of breath all the time. She can only walk 10 feet with her walker before needing to rest. She loves talking about her gardens and grandchildren. She is increasingly incontinent of bowel and bladder.
What is not FAST appropriate as she does not have Alzheimer's noted.
Bob was a cowboy extra for Marlon Brandon is now 103 and in a broda chair but mostly stays in bed all day. He is unable to sit up by himself and staff uses pillows in his chair. He grunts all day.
What is a FAST of 7D
Ted is a 76 year old male who shares a birthdate with one Hospice physician. He is bed bound and not verbal. He is incontinent and not ambulatory. His many girlfriends insist he has not smiled in the last 3 weeks.
What is FAST of 7E
Fred is a 95 year old man who loves sweaters and comfy shoes. He hallucinates a lot about trolleys, kittens and kings. Staff love his stories. He is mobile but incontinent of urine at this time.
What is a FAST 6D.
'Saras' Grandma is 112 and bed bound due to trunk weakness. She appears to sleep most of the time unless Sara comes in and then she smiles.
What is a FAST of 7D
Lois is 97 and active with her line dance group and the red hat ladies. She reports a long history of centenarians in her family as she drives away, laughing in her convertible.
What is who knows? No sign of decline here!
Brad is a 64 year old former actor who had too many children and has had progressive decline. He is now unable to dress himself which is embarrassing when the photographers catch him mismatched or with his zipper down.
What is a FAST of 6A
Jack is 146 years old. He is non verbal but hums to the song london bridges. He is only able to walk to the bathroom with help and falls constantly. He likes his meat cut in slices and uses the wheelchair to get to the dining room.
What is a FAST of 7C
Aristotle is 2400 years old. He does not talk. He does not get out of bed. He hasn't eaten in years. He lays stiff as a board, just breathing. His visitors are all pleasant and well rounded.
What is FAST 7F.
Justins second cousin Rustin, 76, has been at his facility for years after several horse fall injuries. He can walk in his apartment with help of 2 people and a belt but mostly staff push him in a wheelchair. He doesn't speak but grunts and points to random items all day long.
What is a FAST of 7C
James is 42 and drinks all day long. He used to surf in Hawaii and drank Margaritas all day with Jimmy Buffett back in the day. His memory has been worsening but he remembers always to ask for a 12 pack from every visiter.
What is Alcohol related Dementia and FAST will not apply.
Elvis is a 88 hunk who is able to say 'shoes, love, and houndog' but repeats them often. He will often sing nonsensically and often falls due to hip wagging as he walks or shakes down the hallway.
What is FAST 7B
Al was a mobster who is now 96 years old. He is incontinent and mad about it. Repeats only swear words all day long and is agitated. Is able to push his wheelchair and tries to run everyone over.
What is a FAST of 7A.
Elmo is a 51 year old red fuzzy man. He says 'lalalala' and 'Elmos World' all day long driving everyone crazy. He is needing to be fed and is broda chair bound as he has no actual muscles.
What is FAST 7B.
Destins older twin brothers who are 59 (long story) live together in assisted living. They are doing ok but every time he visits the toilet is full of waste and his brothers need full on baths.
What is a FAST of 6C
Greg is 65 with metastatic lung cancer. He has been going to the cabin on weekends but now is unable to help with activities around the cabin and is using oxygen and reliant on his scooter more often.
What is a guy living his best life and FAST scoring does not apply.