Dad Jokes
what is a POPsicle
Who was the 4th president?
Who is James Madison?
The Father on the Simpsons
Who is Homer?
Dad always spotted wearing in baggie basketball shorts and baggie T-shirts
Who is Adam Sandler?
I go on red, but stop for green. What am I doing?
What is eating a watermelon
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
What is the closest planet to the sun?
What is Mercury
Said the line "Luke, I am your father."
Who is Anakin Skywalker?
OR
Who is Darth Vadar?
Rapper and father who named his first child Chicago after his hometown
Who is Kanye West?
They have no flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone, but they do have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
What are Gloves
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What is a nervous wreck
Who invented the telephone?
Who is Alexander Graham Bell
Who is the Father on Family Guy?
Who is Peter Griffin?
O'Shea Jackson Jr. played his rapper dad in a biopic
Who is Ice Cube/O'Shea Jackson?
You can hold it without using your hands or your arms. What is it?
What is your breath
What did the buffalo say when his son left?
What is Bison
Where did hamburgers get their name?
what is Hamburg, Germany
What is the name of the father who journeys to 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney to find his son.
Who is Marlin?
Finding Nemo
He acted with his real life son in The Pursuit of Happyness, he also slapped Chris Rock
Who is Will Smith?
Mom and dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?
What is 7 members
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
What is a stick
What color has the highest frequency?
What is violet
What dad dresses like a woman and becomes a nanny so he can be with his children?
What/Who is Mrs. Doubtfire?
His sons are Princes William and Harry
Who is Prince Charles?
I am full of holes but still holds water. What am I?
What is a sponge?