Dad Jokes
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
Because they're extinct.
What country was the first to celebrate Fathers Day?
USA
Steve Martin plays a nervous Dad who prepares for his daughter's wedding in the remake of this film
What is Father of the Bride?
Which fictional TV dad was known for his "dad-vice" (dad advice) to his kids?
Danny Tanner from "Full House."
The Capitol of Iraq
What is BaghDAD?
How many apples grow on an apple tree?
All of them.
Father's Day falls on what day of the week?
It falls on the third Sunday of June.
Marlin Brando plays the head of an Italian crime family.
What is The Godfather?
In the world of TV dads, who was the head of the Brady Bunch?
Mike Brady was the dad on "The Brady Bunch."
An island in the West Indies
What is TriniDAD?
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because he had a virus.
Which cooking category often sees a spike in sales leading up to Father's Day?
BBQ grills, tools, and gadgets are a popular Father's Day gift.
The father in animated sitcom Family Guy
Who is Peter Griffin?
Which "Friends" character became a dad in the show's final season?
Ross Geller became a dad in the final season.
An indescribable thing for which you can't remember the name.
What is a dooDAD?
How do you make 7 even?
Take away the S.
What popular sport holds its championship event on Father's Day weekend?
The U.S. Open Golf Championship is held on Father's Day weekend.
In Finding Nemo what is the name of Nemo's Dad?
What is Marlin?
What popular actor is the father of fellow actors Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen?
Martin Sheen is their father.
A small lobster-like crustacean
What is a crawDAD?
Why did the teddy bear turn down a slice of cake?
He was stuffed.
The record for the most children fathered by a single man is held by Moulay Ismail ibn Sharif, who was the Sultan of Morocco from 1672 to 1727. How may children did he father?
It is believed that he fathered a total of 867 children, including 525 sons and 342 daughters.
In To Kill a Mockingbird this father played a positive role model who is sympathetic to his children's needs
Who is Atticus Finch?
In "The Lion King," who is Simba's father?
Mufasa is Simba's father.
To flee quickly as if in a panic
What is skeDADdle?