random dad stuff
Dad Jokes
more dad knowledge
100
What did he do to his twin daughters?!
split them apart so sad
100
What did the janitor say when he jumped out from the closet?
“Supplies!”
100
What's the first thing you should do if your toilet is overflowing?
Turn off the water
200
is this a weed
yes but so beautiful
200
What should you do if your puppy isn't feeling well?
Take him to the dog-tor.
200
what kind of fish
Lake Sturgeon
300
What is a Bradawl?
A bradawl is used to make indentations in wood or other materials in order to ease the insertion of a nail or screw.
300
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad
300
What kind of rock is this?
Basalt
400
Look at this dad! Name the movie
Armageddon
400
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing?
Something catchy.
400
What's his name?
Speedy Gonzales
500
soldering iron
500
Why was the broom late for work?
It over-swept.
500
Tiger muskie