Biblical Fathers
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500

This biblical father of King Solomon is also know for writing many psalms.

Who is David?

500

"No. I am your father."

Who is Darth Vader (James Earl Jones)?

500

"I've seen a lot of things, and it's who You are, it's who You are, it's who You are..." are the lyrics that lead into the iconic chorus of this 2014 Tomlin/Brown/Barrett song

What is "Good Good Father"?

500

This L-shaped tool is commonly used to drive in screws and is a staple in a flat-pack furniture kit.

What is an Allen Wrench?

500

It is brown and sticky.

What is a stick?

600

This biblical father is known for fathering the twelve tribes of Israel, and his name was changed to 'Israel'.

Who is Jacob?

600

"Remember who you are"

Who is Mufasa (James Earl Jones)?
600

This singer wrote and recorded the 1976 hit "Isn't She Lovely" to celebrate the birth of his newborn daughter, Aisha.

Who is Stevie Wonder?

600

This classic striking tool has a claw on one side for removing nails

What is a hammer?

600

- This Italian food is a total fake

What is an Impasta?

800

This biblical man fathered Shem, Ham, and Japheth as well as the rest of the human race.

Who is Noah?

800

"I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you"

Who is Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson)?

800

This 1986 Madonna hit famously advised young girls not to jump into hasty decisions regarding their personal lives.

What is "Papa Don't Preach"?

800

This tool features an adjustable jaw and is often humorously referred to as a "Swedish Nut Lathe."

What is a crescent wrench?

800

The reason the Bicycle fell over. 

What is two-tired?

1000

This biblical father had two sons, James and John, who were also known as the "Sons of Thunder".

Who is Zebedee?

1000

"...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, 'With fronds like these, who needs anemones?'"

Who is Marlin (Albert Brooks)?

1000

It opens with the lines, "It was the third of September, That day I'll always remember" and became a number one hit for The Temptations in 1972

"What is 'Papa Was a Rollin' Stone'?"

1000

Dad uses this high-speed rotary tool with interchangeable bits for carving, sanding, and engraving.

What is a Dremel?

1000

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

What is "I don't know 'y'"?

2000

This biblical man was a lousy high priest and the father of two greedy and immoral sons, Hophni and Phineas.

Who is Eli?

2000

Don’t ever let somebody tell you... You can’t do something. Not even me. All right? You got a dream... You gotta protect it. People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want somethin', go get it. Period."

Who is Chris Gardner (Will Smith)? 

2000

"This Eric Clapton ballad was written after the tragic loss of his 4-year-old son Conor and wonders if he'll see him again someday."

What is "Tears in Heaven"?

2000

Consisting of two metal jaws controlled by a screw, this device is attached to a workbench to hold materials tightly in place.

What is a vise?

2000

How you organize a party on Mars. 

What is planet?