Famous Fathers
This most famous evil father's name literally means "father" in Dutch, though it was just a happy coincidence
Darth Vader
This fake piece of equipment is often used to prank new hires at moving companies
What is a dolly stretcher?
This underwater apparatus was created by two New Brunswickers in 1839
What is the scuba tank?
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance ... so I did this
What is pushed her over?
Dad loves to eat this canned breakfast item that mom refers to as "dog food"
What is corned beef hash?
Speaking of the Dutch, they're one of only two things in this world that this father of Austin Powers can't stand
Who is Nigel Powers?
According to some, this is the best brand of trucks you can buy
What is Kenworth?
The first of these handy machines for clearing your driveway was invented in New Brunswick in 1870
What is a snow blower?
Why did the partially blind man fell down the well? Because ...
What is "he couldn't see that well"?
This is dad's favorite phrase to say when you ask him to hurry up with something.
What is "I am the wind"?
This father of two (later three) and public defender is often cited as the best fictional father of all time
Who is Sandy Cohen?
This chain of truck stops makes for a good stopover on any long haul drive
What is Flying J?
The boulevard named for this man runs through downtown Montreal
Who is René Lévesque?
What did the father buffalo say when his child left for school?
Dad once hit two of these animals with his car in a short span of time
What are moose?
A week in a hotel with his wife and son is enough to make this shining example of a father go crazy
Who is Jack Torrance?
This shapely vehicle can be used for transporting goods very easily
What is a cube van?
This chef and restaurateur portrays a handyman on the series The Bear
Who is Matty Matheson?
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because ...
This actor has been jokingly called Dad's man-crush
Who is Dennis Quaid?
This cartoon father once said, "Three kids and no money? Why can't I have no kids and three money?"
Who is Homer Simpson?
This moving company that Dad worked for is/was run by a complete bozo
What is King's Transfer? Or Bekins? Or Tippetts? Or ... on and on and on
He rose to fame after starring in films such as The Dirty Dozen and M*A*S*H
Who is Donald Sutherland?
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
What is "dam"?
This favourite author of Dad's has written the most novels featured in our bathrooms over the years
Who is Tom Clancy?