Papa or Poopy?
If Papa has been missing for more than 20 minutes, there's a strong chance you'll find him in this room.
What is the bathroom?
Dani's real first name is actually this.
What is Hector?
Derek has a unique talent for pushing out his stomach to convincingly resemble this stage of preganancy.
What is 7 months pregnant?
Although not a human dad, he proudly parents these two dogs.
What are Zoe and Willow?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is "They crack each other up"?
Papa's signature phrase to end the night.
What is "Go home, eat a cookie, go to bed."
According to the Lecheler family consensus, Dani most closely resembles this family member in personality and iconic sayings.
Who is Aunt Janine?
While in nursing school, Derek served in this leadership role.
What is class representative/student council?
This fantasy card game may be his single greatest addiction.
What is Magic: The Gathering?
What do you call fake spaghetti?
What is an impasta?
This is Papa's preferred location for an elite nap.
What is his recliner?
According to Dani, everything impressive in size can be described with these two words.
What is "So big"?
For his birthday, Angela gifted Derek a personalized video from this internet comedian known for wild characters like Mumbles.
Who is Ed Bassmaster?
One of his most entertaining talents is doing dramatic impressions while talking about this sci-fi weapon.
What is a lightsaber?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What is "He was outstanding in his field"?
Name one of Papa's favorite shows to watch while relaxing.
What is The Andy Griffith Show or western movies?
What is Mate?
In a classic Forest Gump moment, Derek once accidentally ran this many miles.
What is 10 miles.
During his bachelor party, he made the questionable culinary decision to eat a chocolate chip cookie with this dip.
What is hummus?
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
What are sneakers?
Name one of Papa's secret candy stash locations.
What is the kitchen drawer or left bathroom vanity cabinet?
Finish Dani's classic sign-off: "C U _________."
Derek once achieved legendary family status by recording a fart lasting this many seconds.
What is 29 seconds?
While most people reach for a light beer, his drink of choice is this dark, heavy beer style that basically tastes like a meal.
What is a stout?
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?