Cartoon Dads
This propane-selling dad from Texas is known for his lawn pride and strict moral code.
Who is HANK HILL?
(KING OF THE HILL)
This Norse god fathered the world serpent, the wolf destined to kill him, and the goddess of the dead - all with the same giantess.
Who is LOKI?
Dad said this 1994 action-comedy was "just a spy movie", right before you watched Arnold Schwarzenegger fight terrorists while pretending to be a boring computer salesman.
What is TRUE LIES?
This adoptive father raised four sons in the sewers of New York, training them in ninjutsu.
Who is SPLINTER?
(TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES)
This Greek father swallowed his children to prevent them from overthrowing him — which, ironically, caused them to overthrow him.
Who is CRONOS?
Dad said this 1991 sequel had "the coolest robot ever," right before you watched a liquid-metal assassin stab people through the face.
What is TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY?
This burger‑flipping dad runs a family restaurant and often has to talk his kids out of increasingly chaotic schemes.
Who is BOB BELCHER?
(BOB'S BURGERS)
This Norse Father sacrificed an eye for wisdom and hung himself on a cosmic tree to gain knowledge of runes.
Who is ODIN?
Dad insisted this 1993 mountain-rescue thriller was "about climbing," then you watch as Stallone fights armed thieves thousands of feet above the ground.
What is CLIFFHANGER?
This dad from a Colorado mountain town is known for his mustache, his love of "theatre", and his habit of turning every minor issue into a dramatic protest.
Who is RANDY MARSH?
(SOUTH PARK)
This Greek father crafted wings for himself and his son, only for the son to fly too close to the sun.
Who is DAEDALUS?
What is SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION?
This soft-spoken dad moved from Rhode Island to Virginia to start a new family, becoming a stepfather to a troublemaking teen and father to a 5-year-old with a big afro.
Who is CLEVELAND BROWN?
(THE CLEVELAND SHOW)
This Irish god of skill and craftsmanship was the father of the hero who wielded the Gáe Bolga and defended Ulster in its greatest war.
Who is LUGH?
(Pronounced LOO)
Dad said this 1987 Vietnam War film was "historical", right before you watched a recruit get psychologically broken by a drill sergeant in one of cinema's most intense openings.
What is FULL METAL JACKET?