TV Dads
Being a single dad responsible for three little girls is a tough task. But with the help of close friends and family this dad was able to remind us all that love and humor goes a long way. Remember, "clean is good. Dirt is bad."
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love a
The Joker (Steve Miller Band)
Justice was a dish best served cold
If it were warm, it would be ______
Justwater
The Olympics are held every how many years?
4 years
Which founding father's name is now synonymous with signing your name due to his large, elaborate signature on the Declaration of Independence?
When his nephew got in a fight and his mom got scared, this TV dad opened his home despite already caring for four children already, though a butler helps. Mr. Banks provided constant practical love and care for all those under his roof.
Fresh Prince of Bel Aire (Uncle Phil)
I've watched all the dropouts who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role
Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
Ozzy Osborne (Crazy Train)
How do you party in space?
You Planet
What’s the diameter of a basketball hoop in inches?
18 in
The Third President was serious about his music and studied and played the violin extensively.
Thomas Jefferson
Though this dad fails at almost every turn, his constant quest to keep his family happy lends him to be more endearing than annoying. “Roads are just a suggestion Marge, just like pants.”
The Simpsons (Homer Simpson)
And whatever happened
To Tuesday and so slow?
Going down the old mine with a
Transistor radio
Standing in the sunlight laughing
Hiding 'hind a rainbow's wall
Van Morrison (Brown Eyed Girl)
Which celebrity is always ready for cereal?
Reese. With her spoon.
In football, how many points does a touchdown hold?
6 points
Of the Founding Fathers, who never attended college?
George Washington
Described as tolerant, supportive, loving, principled, and grounded this TV dad is a daily example to his family of what hard work and perseverance can earn you. Which is important when you're running a burger joint with your crazy family.
Bob's Burgers (Bob Belcher)
Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
Why I'm here, I can't quite remember
The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe
I'd have another cigarette but I can't see
Tell me, who you're gonna believe?
Guns 'n' Roses (Paradise city)
A colorblind friend insists that all apples are Yellow
I told him that was Bananas.
Who won the first two FIFA Women's World Player of the Year Awards
Mia Hamm
This man wrote "Common Sense", a pamphlet circulated in 1776 promoting the first whispers of independence
Thomas Paine
This TV dad is the epitome of angry tough love. You may not hear him say 'I love you' but you know he does by turning a blind eye to teenagers crowding in his basement unsupervised. Dumbass.
That 70's Show (Red Foreman)
You check out guitar George, he knows-all the chords
Mind, it's strictly rhythm he doesn't want to make it cry or sing
They said an old guitar is all, he can afford
When he gets up under the lights to play his thing
Sultans of Swing (Dire Straits)
I'm so glad I was able to convince my daughter not to date this guy named Kelvin
He's an Absolute __________
Zero
Who was the first baseball player to appear on a Wheaties box?
Lou Gehrig
Who were the first two vice presidents of the United States