DAD JOKES
Answer this Dad Joke: What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese!
After falling asleep on the couch, many dads will deny they were sleeping, and say this phrase.
"I was just resting my eyes."
Eddie Van Halen and his son, Wolfgang Van Halen, both played together from 2007 to 2020 in this band.
Van Halen
This former supervillain turned secret agent, adopts three daughters, Margo, Edith and Agnes... not to mention all of yellow-colored minions.
Gru
This dad famously said to Luke Skywalker, "No, I am your father."
Darth Vader
Answer this Dad Joke: How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Every time it rains, you can count on dads to say this phrase.
"We needed this rain."
In 2018, this father and daughter duo did a cover of Tom Petty's, "Wildflowers" on the Jimmy Fallon show.
Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus
The father from this movie says, "The greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter."
Mulan
This fish father finally correctly delivers the punch line of his joke in the end of the movie, "So just then the sea cucumber looks over at the mollusk and says, with fronds like these, who needs anemones."
Marlin
I just flew in from California. Boy, are my _____ tired!
Arms
You might think your dad is talking about vandalism or destruction. He's not. He's simply asking for the bill at the restaurant. This is how he asks.
"What's the damage?"
One of Jay-Z's children is featured on his song, "Glory." Name that child.
Blue Ivy
Tiana, a young woman living in New Orleans, works very hard and goes to great lengths to honor the promise she made to this person, to open her own restaurant.
Her father
"Remember who you are," is said to his son by the spirit of this famous, deep-voiced, or should we said, roaring, father.
Mufasa
Answer this Dad Joke: What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
Someone accidentally leaves the back door open. Dad says, "I'm not paying to heat the whole ______."
Neighborhood
The "Prince of Darkness" and his daughter released a duet in 2003 called, "Changes." Name the father, daughter duo.
Ozzy and Kelly Osbourne
After returning home from the Land of Dead, Miguel reveals the truth about Héctor to his family, who have now learned that he is this the father of this character, who happens to share the name of the movie.
Coco
Devoted father Scott Lang, often calls his daughter Cassie, "Peanut," and is also known by this superhero name.
Ant Man
Answer this Dad Joke: How many apples can you grow on a tree?
All of them.
We're not listening to any music. It's just time to leave. Dad says this phrase.
"Let's rock and roll!"
"Just the Two of Us"
Two brothers, Ian and Barley, go on a magical journey to bring back their father, in this movie about brotherly love, grief, and learning to believe in yourself and your family.
Onward
In a live action remake of the original animated movie from 1989, this father says to his daughter, "You shouldn't have had to give up your voice to be heard."
King Triton