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The real name of Luke Skywalker’s father. 

What is Anakin Skywalker.

100

child “i’m hungry” the dad responds 

“Hi Hungry i’m Dad”

100

Your dad’s middle name.

What is owen

100

Your grandfather’s first kid 

seth and megan 

100

The punchline to, “What’s black and white and read all over?”

What is a newspaper? 

200

The name of SpongeBob’s father. 

What is Harold SquarePants?

200

what do you call a fake noodle?

an impasta

200

The state where your dad was born. 

What is New jersey

200

where do the grandpas live 

NJ and FLORIDA 

200

The missing word in this joke: Q:Why couldn't the _______ stand up by itself? A: It was two tired.

What is bicycle?

300

The Disney father who said this: “Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become.”

Who is Mufasa?

300

how do you make a tissue dance?

put a little boogie in it

300

WHAT DID DAD HAVE 5 OF AT THE BULLD GAME

BEERS

300

The name of the place your grandfather bought a beach house

Outerbanks bags bed

300

The punchline to, “Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?”

What is, “In case they get a hole in one”?

400

The name of the father whose daughter is befriended by Michael Scott during “Take Your Daughter to Work” day on The Office.

Who is Toby?

400

what do you call a funny mountain?

Hill- arious

400

The name of the first mine your dad work

What is the bagel shop or the record store

400

The month of your grandfather’s birthday. 

What is April may

400

The missing word in this joke: "Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my _______."

What is plants? 

500

The name of the over-protective Disney father who wants to save his son from the dangers of the unknown world under the sea. 

Who is Marlin?

500

where do you learn to make a banana split?

Sundae school

500

The name of your father’s college 

What is mansfield university 

500

what dessert did poppy make on june 19

What is peach cobbler

500

The punchline to this joke: "If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?"

What is an iWitness?