All About Dad's
Dad Jokes
TV & Movie Dads
Famous Fathers (Bible)
What Dad Says
100

Something a dad learns when they 1st become a dad.

Change a diaper.

100

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?  

Because then it’d be a foot

100

Dad in The Lion King.  

Mufasa

100

Father of many nations.

Abraham

100

Clean as you...

Cook!

200

Babies can recognize their dad's voice from...

the womb.

200

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

200

He raised Luke Skywalker. Kind of.

Darth Vader

200

The first man and father.  

Adam

200

Measure twice...

cut once.

300

Top 3 things dad's fix

  1. Leaky faucets

  2. Flat bike or car tires

  3. Squeaky doors or hinges

300

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

Because they don’t have the guts

300

The fish who searched the ocean for his son.

Marlin (Finding Nemo)

300

Father of John the Baptist.

Zechariah

300

Eat more...

Protein!!

400

Dad’s Toolbox Essentials: name 3


  • Hammer

  • Screwdrivers (flathead & Phillips)

  • Tape measure

400

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

400

He sang “Let it Go” with his daughters.

King Agnarr (Elsa’s dad)

400

Joseph was this to Jesus.  

Earthly Father

400

Always leave the place...

better than you found it.

500

3 things dads commonly teach — timeless lessons that stick with us:

1. How to fix things

2. How to be responsible

3. Life Lessons


500

Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house.

500

Liam Neeson plays this dad with “a very particular set of skills.

Bryan Mills (Taken)

500

Isaac was the father of these twins.  

Esau & Jacob

500

Don't think...

Just Do!