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This is something Dad does while traveling; reassuring us and himself that he does not need the GPS.
What is turning the GPS off when he is familiar with the environment ?
This is something Dad says when people/things are starting to get on his nerves.
What is “Hey! get out of here with that!” ?
This essential tool is usually wielded like a sword, Dad has used it flip burgers and chicken.
What are tongs?
This common piece of furniture is Dad's preferred arena for a quick, post-meal power nap, often with the TV still blaring.
What is the couch?
This is something Dad has done while assembling something straight out of a box.
What is discarding the instructions?
This is something Dad has said when referring to someone eating just a little too much.
What is “when are you gonna stop consuming?” ?
According to Dad, this is the only acceptable fuel source in the grill.
What is Wood/Charcoal?
The unmistakable sound that signals Dad has fully entered the land of slumber, often accompanied by a slight head bob.
What is snoring?
Dad has done this when a project is initially his idea, but doesn’t want to put in the labor.
What is asking someone else to do it?
This is something Dad has said countless times when referring to stupidity.
What is “are you retarded?”
When recording his masterpiece, Dad starts his videos with a popular phrase.
What is “ALLLLLRIGHTTT” ?
Despite being sound asleep, Dad insists he was "just resting his eyes" or “thinking” when caught in the act. This is his official denial.
What is “resting his eyes” ?
Dad can eat this meal anytime, any day, any week.
What is fried fish w/ a slice of onion?
Dad usually says this when referring to a male attendant in an establishment.
What is “Excuse me, brother” or “Hey, my man” ?
When Dad has a pulled freshly smoked piece of meat off of the grill, he usually looks for one specific indicator that the food is cooked to perfection.
What is a smoke ring?
If you try to wake Dad from a nap, this specific action from him means you've truly disturbed his peace and will likely be met with a roll of the eyes.
What is the “death stare” ?
When Dad does this, it is usually the sign to stop whatever you’re doing and sit down somewhere.
What is yelling ?
At a restaurant , Dad said this referring to the left over food at the table.
What is “By 9 o’clock, somebody gonna be hungry”
Dad’s most prized piece of meat he’s ever made on the grill.
What is Picana Steak?
Despite being fully asleep, Dad often claims he was "listening the whole time" to the conversation, a feat only achievable by a true Napping Champion.
What is selective hearing while unconscious?