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100

Dad's favorite food

What is "sushi?"

100

His favorite woman in the whole world

Who is "Mom?"

100

The creature that Yah-Yah squeezed

What is a "goldfish?"

100

Leave it ________ than you found it

What is "better?"

100

A buffalo mother used this wordplay to say goodbye to her son on his first day of school.

What is "Bison"?

200

Dad's favorite homecooked meal (besides steak)

What is "fried gizzards?"

200

His favorite game

What is "wits and wagers?"

200

The race of the person dad swore at 

What is "black?"

200

Work before _____

What is "play?"

200

These crustaceans are said to be ungenerous because of a pun on their protective covering.

What is, "Because they're shellfish"?

300

Dad's comfort food

What is "Ribs in black bean sauce?"

300

Dad's favorite inside hobby that doesn't require a computer

What is "play games?"

300

The firestarter Nai-Nai used to cook her ribeye at the picnic

What is "charcoal?'

300

Do I have to ______ it out of you?

What is "draw?"

300

A tree might use this punny expression when spring arrives and its leaves grow back.

What is "What a re-leaf"?

400

Dad's favorite restaurant he's ever been to

What is "Ming Hin?"

400

Dad's favorite AI

What is "Claude?"

400

The thing dad would make and give to his friends

What is "T-shirts?"

400

Go ___ 'em, dear!

What is "get?"

400

According to this animal-themed pun, sheep spend their vacations at this tropical island destination.

What is "the Baaaa-hamas?"

500

Dad's least favorite food 

What is "arugala?"

500

Dad's favorite thing in his monitor setup

What is "2 widescreen monitors?"

500

The method dad used to try to play a game he liked at home

What is "he traced the game board with paper?"

500

It needs more ______

What is "sugar?"

500

According to this pig-themed joke, this is how you can tell a pig is feeling hot.

What is "It's bacon"?