Dad Jokes
What do you call a detective alligator?
AN INVESTIGATOR AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
The number 1 rule on thermostat
What is "Never touch the thermostat"?
The company that Bryan currently works at.
What is Rivian?
Bryan's go to Karaoke song
What is I Want It That Way?
The grade that Jayden is graduating from.
What is 8th Grade?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
"It was tired of being kicked around!" AH AH AH AH AH AHHHHHH
Something dads always lose/ask to fetch.
What is "Keys, wallet, phone"?
The hardware store that Bryan is a knighted member of.
What is Home Depot?
Preferred cooked level of steak.
What is rare/medium rare?
The things normally thrown into the air during graduation
What are graduation caps?
What do you call a flying nun?
"Nun of the above!" AH AH AH AH AH AH AHHHH
Result of dads watching any sports game.
What is screaming from the dads?
The nicknames that Bryan gives to Kirby.
What is Kirbo, Kirbycu, Kirb?
Bryan's preferred drink
What is diet cola?
The innitiation ritual when first entering High School.
What is getting lost and stressing over finding classes?
What days are the strongest?
"Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays!" AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AHHHHHHH
The result of child answering dad from across the house.
What is no answer/silence?
The recent hobby that Bryan picked up.
What is telling dad jokes to the family?
Bryan's favorite Disney character
What is Donald Duck?
Even though it’s handed out before school starts, most students only fully understand this after they’ve already gotten lost at least once.
What is a class schedule?
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
"It goes back four seconds!" AH AH AH AH AHHHHH
The answer from dads after child asks them something.
What is "Ask your mom"?
The music artists that Bryan does not vibe with.
What is most of the artists that Joshua vibes with OR Taylor Swift?
Occupation Bryan would be if he didn't become an engineer
What is a priest?
The thing that will loom over students for the rest of their school career.
What is GPA?