Lousy Papas
This Dad's the Man
Old School Pops
100

This papa became like a wild animal, which is weird since he was a great king who dreamt of a statue of himself made of gold, silver, bronze, iron and clay.

Nebuchadnezzar


Children: Belshazzar,, Amel-Marduk, Ba'u-asÄ«tu, Eanna-szarra-usur 

100

Descending from the lineage of David. This dad was good at building things from wood with his hands, yet still had to travel by foot to a manger when his wife was ready to give birth.

Joseph

Children: Jesus (Earthly father),Judas, Justus, James, and Simon,  Assia and Lydia 

100

Although having only three (3) named sons in the bible. This man is technically the father of everyone.

Adam

Lived:930 years

Sons: Cain, Able, Seth

200

This papa tried to establish the religion of Baal in Israel and tried to kill God's prophet. Some would say he didn't wear the pants in his family

Ahab

Children:  Ahaziah , Jehoram, Athaliah and many other children in Samaria


200

This dad got a name change and it wasn't to hide from his many nations of children. He was really fond of his second son though. 

Abraham

Children:  Isaac, Ishmael, Midian and many nations

200

This man's hobbies seem to include "ship building" and "animal gathering".

Noah

Lived: 950 years

Children: Shem, Japheth, Ham 

300

This lousy papa, ordered the death of all newborn males in a region. Guess he didn't want to leave his comfy throne.

Herod

Children: Herod Antipas, Herod Archelaus, Herod II, Antipater II, 

300

Father of Gershom and Eliezer. This dad put up with and did many great things for his people. They even say that he could get water out of a rock.

Moses

Children: Gershom and Eliezer

300

Father of Lamech. This man probably has blown out a lot of birthday candles.

Methuselah

Lived: 969 years

Children: Lamech, Rakel 

400

This papa was famous for disobeying directives given by God's servant Samuel and for chasing and trying to kill a young man out of insecurity/jealously. Guess he lived by the sword and fell on the sword.

Saul

Children:: Jonathan, Michal, Ish-bosheth, Merab, Abinadab, Mephibosheth, Malchishua, Armoni 

400

This dad had thirty (30) recorded children in all, even though he lost ten (10) along the way. That's what happens when you are very faithful.

Job

Children: Ten (10) before trial, Twenty (20) after trial

400

Although his son lived way more days on earth than he did, he technically still outlived his son. But that's what happens when you walk with your great Father.

Enoch

Lived: Technically 365 years

Children: Methuselah, Barakil