Dumb Sports
How many bases are on a baseball diamond?
4. First, Second, Third & Home.
Name the sport.
Foul. Dribble. ShootBasketball
How many degrees° in a right angle?
90°
How do you make a napkin dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Who is the most beautiful person to ever grace this earth with her presence?
♥️ Mother ♥️
What is the name of the object you hit in badminton?
Shuttle or shuttlecock
Name the Sport.
Pitch. Foul. Steal.
Baseball
How many degrees° in a circle?
360°
What is the most musical part of your body?
Your nose, because you can pick it and blow it.
What are the first jobs mother or father ever had?
Mother: Fast Food (McDonalds) Father: Amusement Park (Jungle Jim’s)
How many holes are in a round of golf?
Golf
Name the sport.
Sack. Blitz. Goalpost.
Football
Solve the equation?
5 + (3x4) -215
PEMDAS!
What are the strongest two days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The others are weak-days.
Where did Mother and Father go to college?
Mother: Villanova
Father: DCAD, Uarts, Wilmington Univ.
How many players on a football field?
22. 11 for each team.
Name the sport.
Ace. Love. Let.
Tennis
What are the first 6 digits of Pi?
3.14159
What does a house wear?
Address!
What are mother and father’s zodiac signs?
Mother: Virgo
Father: Virgo
Name of the round disc used in hockey?
Puck
Name the sport.
Pitch. Forward. Goal.
Soccer. . . or Real Football
If I left three apples in my left hand, right by the table to my right and the two apples in my right hand were left on the table to the right of my left hand, but five apples we left right of the table to my right, what is the right amount of apples left on the table to the right?
2 apples were left, right?
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he never lands! Hahahahahahaha
Where did mother & father live when we first met?
or
What town was our first apartment?
Mother: Havertown, PA
Father: Newark, DE
Apartment: Bear, DE