This famous reality TV star who is famous for telling poor people to "stop being poor" once spent $325,000 for a 2-story 300 square foot villa for her dog
Paris Hilton
Landmark bell in a London Tower that married Jennifer Garner
Big Ben Affleck
This is my favorite musical artist
If I could vacation to any country in the World, it would be this small collection of Meditteranean Islands
Malta
A frightful pixie covered in milk or cheese
SCARY DAIRY FAIRY
This actress and former wife of one of the largest celebrity Saints fans was rumored to have kept a vile of Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck while the two were dating
Angelina Jolie
Light skin people who might live in trailors or RVs mixed with what Wall-E's stomach is
White Trash Compactor
This TV show has an episode regarding Seattle Beat and "Pee on Carl"
iCarly
These cities are the northernnmost and southernmost points I've ever been in my life
Orlando and Chicago
A warning that some of your T's and button downs are grimy
SHIRT DIRT ALERT
This singer once cameoed on a Dan Schneider show and also claimed she was "very serious" when describing how her body was haunted on Jimmy Kimmel in 2013.
KE$HA
Star of Nacho Libre falls victim to a form of extortion
Jack Blackmail
Contrary to popular belief, this type of moon phase does not occur because the Earth blocks sunlight from hitting the moon, but instead because the bright side of the moon is facing away from Earth.
New Moon
This Jewish Metairie Academy teacher is the worst person I've ever met -- barring Meghan Quaglino
Mrs. Manshel
A laid back lemon-colored mid-sized string instrument
MELLOW YELLOW CELLO
This galactic celebrity author and director bought an entire 14-person fire department in 2012
George Lucas
Schoolhouse Rock song about the making of laws becomes a Louisiana senator who voted for Donald Trump's second impeachment
I'm Just a Bill Cassidy
This state is third largest by area, despite ranking in the bottom 5 in regards to population
Montana
Name 3 or more different types of sauces I have in my sauce drawer
Polynesian, Chick Fil A, Ketchup, Mayo, Honey Mustard, Cookout, Zaxby's, Ken's Thousand Island
To suffocate an additional male sibling
SMOTHER ANOTHER BROTHER
Many famous artists have specific body parts insured, for example, Dolly Parton's breasts for $600,000 and Rihanna's legs for $1 million each. No one comes close to this Eat Pray Love actress whose smile is supposedly insured for $30 million.
Julia Roberts
Southern California college town and 21st century first lady
Santa Barbara Bush
This is my typical Cookout Order (you can be a little bit wrong)
Jr Tray with chicken tenders, cheese bites, cajun style fries, and strawberry oreo shake with extra cookout sauce
The ages of the three Nugent siblings in July of 2020 combined -- it's the answer to everything
42
A happy medium-sized bird wrapped up to be gifted
PLEASANT PHEASANT PRESENT