Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker is known for "The March" of the these.
What are toy soldiers?
Buddy who helps you pick up women.
What is Wing Man?

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."
Who is Homer?
Shakespeare's Henry IV part 2 is the origin of the commonly used phrase "Heavy is the head that wears the" this.
What is crown?
Never have I ever lived in the White House.
Who is George Washington?
A panelist with some dental issues.
What is Bluetooth Speaker?
Graduates know Edward Elgar's March no. 1 by this three-word title.
What is "Pomp and Circumstance"?
An attractive middle-aged man with gray or white hair.
What is a silver fox?
"Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

Hester Prynne realizes that "she had not known the weight" of this "until she felt the freedom" gained from taking it off.
What is an "A" or "The Scarlet Letter"?
Never have I ever not had sexual relations with that woman. Or that woman. Or that one.
Who is Bill Clinton?

Slang term for pals who really listen.
What are earbuds?
This modern composer used a classical military march style in his "Imperial March," which is also known as Darth Vader's theme.
Who is John Williams?
When a man shows up without a date.
What is going stag?
"I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!"
Who is Grandpa Simpson?

Odd payment demanded by Shylock in The Merchant of Venice.
What is a pound of flesh?
Never have I ever won a national election.
Who is Gerald Ford?
A game kids play suspended by wires above an orchard.
What is an Apple Air-tag?
This American composer of march music has a type of tuba named after him.
Who is Sousa?
To give someone an excessive (and to onlookers, repulsive or unmanly) amount of attention or flattery to curry their favor.
What is to fawn over?
"Worst. Episode. Ever."
Who is Comic Book Guy?

A line from The Book of Daniel reads "He was a man who had been weighed in the balance and found" this.
What is "wanting"?
Never have I ever had an actual middle name, despite my having a middle initial.
Who is Harry S. Truman?
A very very small, cushioned case where you store photos and other keepsakes from past romances.
What is a Microsoft Xbox?
The category is . . .
Iran, so far away
Mendelssohn's "Wedding March," which he wrote for a staging of A Midsummer Night's Dream, became a global sensation and the forever go-to wedding march when it was used for her wedding in 1858.
Who is Victoria?
An anthropomorphic exiting of a situation in shame or defeat.
What is "to leave with my tail between my legs"?
This character, Homer's lawyer, once said:
"Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched a Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was off, but I think I got the gist of it."
Who is...

This Ayn Rand novel's title refers to the titan who carries the weight of the world on his shoulders, and what if he dropped it.
What is Atlas Shrugged?

Never have I -- Donald Trump -- ever held a political office before becoming President, and neither did these two other guys, who are very, very tough guys, like, unbelievable, nobody believes how tough, nothing like it, one of whom is a hero of a war with Mexico (we like to say *Mex-i-Coh*), a real tough hombre... and the other, was a hero of that big beautiful war they still call...Civil War, where there were a lot good people on both sides, like Lincoln, who was Republican and not, we believe, Democrat, like MOM-donny, which is also fun to say, or Ayatollah Nancy Pelosi.
Who are Ulysses S. Grant and Zachary Taylor?
A series of eight, friendly-looking hills that siphon underground water from local streams.
What are Octobuddy Suction Mounts?
Iran is only country to border both the Persian Gulf and this sea.
What is the Caspian?
