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Observation Round
200
Where do wild turkeys sleep?
A. In tall grass
B. In Burrows
C. in Shallow Water
D. In trees
D. In trees
200
How many years did it take for Bill Belichick to win a Super Bowl with the Patriots?
a. One
b. Two
c. Three
d. Four
b. Two years
200
For what movie did Steven Spielberg win his first academy award for best director?
a. ET... The Extra Terrestial
b. Close Encounters of The Third Kind
c. Schindler's List
d. Saving Private Ryan
c. Schindler's List
200
What's the difference between a hammer and a nail?
About a pound
200
What is the Vegas Golden Knights (NHL) mascot?
a. cougar
b. rattlesnake
c. gila monster
d. dragon
c. gila monster
200
When his daughter walks out of the jail cell, what color is her jacket?
Green
400
Which Marvel movie's soundtrack won two grammy awards?
a. Black Panther
b. Doctor Strange
c. Captain Marvel
d. Avengers: End Game
A. Black Panther
400
Which animal has the largest brain (approximately 18 lbs)?
a. elephant
b. sperm whale
c. hippopotamus
d. colossal squid
b. sperm whale
400
What is the name of the offspring of a male donkey and a female horse?
a. burro
b. mule
c. horkey
d. hinny
b. mule
400
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you are eating watermelon.
400
Fe is the symbol of which element?
a. neon
b. mercury
c. iron
d. helium
c. iron
400
When young Cassie Lang is running down the hallway, what color are the balloons?
yellow, pink and white
600
What is allspice also known as?
a. Pimento
b. Paprika
c. Nutmeg
d. Cinnamon
a. Pimento
600
What is the largest bone in the human body?
a. tibia
b. femur
c. radius
d. ulna
b. femur
600
Who released the country song "Most People Are Good"?
a. Tim McGraw
b. Blake Shelton
c. Luke Bryan
d. Keith Urban
c. Luke Bryan
600
What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Your Blitzen days are over.
600
What is the longest river in the United States?
a. Mississippi River
b. Ohio River
c. Missouri River
d. Colorado River
c. Missouri River
600
When does Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania premiere in theaters?
February 17th, 2023
800
The unicorn is the national animal of what country?
a. Italy
b. France
c. Scotland
d. Ireland
c. Scotland
800
Where is the hockey hall of fame?
a. Toronto
b. Montreal
c. Boston
d. Chicago
a. Toronto
800
What is the title of the 30 Ft granite sculpture of Dr. King at The Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial in Washington, D.C.?
a. Stone of Freedom
b. Stone of Dreams
c. Stone of Hope
d. Stone of Resistance
c. Stone of Hope
800
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
800
Where, most likely, was the fortune cookie invented?
a. China
b. New York
c. California
d. India
c. California
800
Finish this line, "I don't have to win, we both..............."
"Just have to lose"
1000
Mickey Mouse made his first appearance in what short film in November of 1928?
a. Steamboat Willie
b. The Barn Dance
c. Plane Crazy
d. The Gallopin' Gaucho
a. Steamboat Willie
1000
Which of the following inventions was the first to be patented (1845)?
a. chewing gum
b. dishwasher
c. cash register
d. rubber band
d. rubber band
1000
Which U.S. president lost both his wife and his mother on Valentine's Day of the same year?
a. Theodore Roosevelt
b. Gerald Ford
c. Henry Truman
d. William McKinley
a. Theodore Roosevelt
1000
Why aren't farmer's jokes funny?
Too corny.
1000
What Civil War Battle caused the most casualties?
a. Gettysburg
b. Antietam
c. Shiloh
d. Chickamauga
a. Gettysburg
1000
What color are Kang's eyes?
Blue