No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
A calendar
What travels the world while stuck in one spot?
A stamp
I have one head, one foot, and four legs. What am I?
Your bed
What can’t talk on its own but will reply when spoken to?
An Echo
I have many faces, expressions, and emotions, and I am usually right at your fingertips. What am I?
Emoji
They fill me up and you empty me, almost everyday; if you raise my arm, I work the opposite way. What am I?
A mailbox
A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught?
Because he was not driving! He’s walking on the sidewalk
What word starts with IS, ends with AND, and has LA in the middle?
Island
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
A SECRET
What can go through glass without breaking it?
Light
First I am dried, then I am wet. The longer I swim, the more taste you get. What am I?
Tea
If a rooster lays an egg on top of the barn roof, which way will it roll?
It will not roll, because roosters do not lay eggs
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
CANDLE
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A Map
Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, A lady’s delight. What am I?
A pearl
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?
a fire
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone’s dirty business. What am I?
A vacuum cleaner
A woman pushes her car to a hotel and then proceeds to tell the owner that she is bankrupt. Why?
She is playing Monopoly
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A bank
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn't get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
A plane crashed between the border of France and Belgium. Where were the survivors buried?
They weren’t. Survivors don’t need to be buried.
Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A match
If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken?
1 hour! Take the 1st pill right away, half an hour later take the 2nd and half an hour after that the 3rd.
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
Sara has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Sara have?
Five—each daughter has the same brother.
You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it. What is it?
A lawsuit
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You cannot, because you will never find an elephant with one hand
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
Those who have it least don't know that they have it. Those who have it most wish they had less of it, but not too little or none at all. What is it?
AGE
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence