The Heritage Center
Goofy Science Jokes
100

A main purpose for the Heritage Group Center is to build a safer, more enriching and sustainable world by harnessing the power of this.

Family

100

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

They are always working with solutions.

200

The Heritage Group Center’s “Zero Waste to Landfill” efforts is an example of Fehsenfeld’s commitment to this.

Sustainability. Doing the right thing to do for people, our planet and communities.

200

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

They couldn't put it down!

300

The Heritage Group does everything it can to help preserve and innovate the pavement improvements to last longer and also keep it safe for the drivers that drive at the insane speeds they do around this track.

Indianapolis Motor Speedway

300

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  

The engineer already did it because the scientists were busy discussing the proper method and approach.