I'll Be Your Waiter
Penelope waits on this man for 20 years, despite the efforts of a crowd of 108 “Suitors”
Odysseus
Although he won 40 state in 1928, he only managed to carry six in 1932.
Herbert Hoover
Burma
Myanmar
In the Ivy: Anderson Cooper, Jodie Foster, Amy Klobuchar
Yale
Fans were shocked when this beloved team moved to Indianapolis in the middle of the night in 1984
Baltimore Colts
Currently represented in the Senate by John Thune and Mike Rounds
South Dakota
He may’ve won at Waterloo if he’d attacked earlier in the day, but heavy rain the night before made him wait until noon
Napoleon
This man wouldn’t defund USPS… in the 1803s, he was postmaster of New Salem Illinois and also worked as a rail-splitter and surveyor
Abraham Lincoln
Research in Motion
BlackBerry
Across the Pond: John Cleese, Salman Rushdie, Oliver Cromwell
Cambridge
This MLB team joined the National League in 1969, but were relocated to another country in 2004 because of attendance issues
Montreal Expos
More American Revolutionary War battles were fought in this state than in any other
South Carolina
In a 1952 play, 2 tramps await this title guy, who (spoilers!) never shows up
Godot
This president only managed 30.9% of the popular vote, the lowest in American history for a winning presidents
John Quincy Adams
Madras
Chennai
PAC-12: James Franco, Jack Black, Jackie Robinson
UCLA
When Clay Bennett bought this NBA team for 350 million, he promised he would not relocate the team, only to do so the next year.
Seattle Supersonics
In a 1963 government protest, Buddhist monk Thich Quang Duc set himself on fire in this country
South Vietnam
Waiting to sail home from England, this Powhatan woman died in 1671
Pocahontas
Upon his death in 1849, his last words were “I love you, Sarah, for all eternity, I love you”
George's Star
Uranus
Middle America: Johnny Carson, Aaron Douglas, Warren Buffett
Nebraska
One of the NFL’s charter franchises, this team played on the South Side of town and were one of the first teams to host African-American players
Chicago Cardinals
The Fighting Irish, who recently became a member of Zoom University, play in this Indiana city, a 12-min drive from the Michigan border
South Bend
In September 1957, this American author waited with his girlfriend on the newsstand at Broadway and 66th Street for a review for his newest book, On the Road.
Jack Kerouac
He’s the only president to have held 2 different cabinet posts: Secretary of State & Secretary of War
James Monroe
Leprosy
Hansen's Disease
The Big Apple: J.D Salinger, Jake Gyllenhaal, Kate McKinnon
Columbia
"Pucky the Whale” was the office mascot of this former NHL team
Hartford Whalers
Because the Earth is an oblate ellipsoid, this location on land is closest to the center of the Earth
South Pole