States of 2025 March Madness Teams
9 Seed: Creighton
If this "Trumpets" Singer became Superman's Side Piece
What is Jason Deru Lois Lane?
Asian capital known for their ladyboys, but also a place Rog could find a nice woman!
What is Bangkok?
He kept slaves and even had an affair with Sally Hemmings, who was underage (she was 15 and he was in his 40s when they met). He didn't free her, or their children, until he was dying
Who is Thomas Jefferson?
Sometimes referred to as the fullback, the mini fridge, or Stack o' boxes
Who is Ella Furlong?
14 Seed: Lipscomb
What is Tennessee?
The winner of the 1992 Cricket world cup becomes an Iron Man Cameo
What is PakiStan Lee?
In the mountains near Lake Arrowhead, California.
What is Northwestern Prep?
This man was known to be very unkind and unaccepting of deaf people (although his mom and wife were deaf). Which is funny because they really couldn't use his invention which revolutionized communication over long distances.
Who is Alexander Graham Bell?
The main academic building and where cadets spend the majority of their day, has a Dunkin Donuts!
What is Fairchild Hall?
15 Seed: Bryant
What is Rhode Island?
A spin-off to a popular show but instead of the cat chasing a mouse, it chases a convicted serial child molester and retired college football coach
What is Tom and Jerry Sandusky?
This started as a target for the nightlife of Cincinnati as a "hangover elixir" and expanded to a huge military contract for "authorization for field feeding"
Not My Mom! This woman was accused of refusing to spend funds on simple cures to instead use them for the propagation of religion and the regular use of a private jet. Also encouraged the church to return a pedophile priest to ministry which resulted in the abuse of more children!
Who is Mother Teresa?
They can't hear the noise of allegation over the sound of catching a beautiful fish
Who is Everett Smalley?
16 Seed: Mount St. Mary's
What is Maryland?
Set in this cold state capital but trying to be the savior of every species in the World
What is JuNoah's Ark?
This Canadian's "Alcohol and Pills" or "Water in the Fuel"
Who is Fred Eaglesmith?
While a young lawyer in South Africa, this man produced many writings that requested a separate entrance for Indians so that he would not have to share one with black South Africans, used racial slurs liberally, and advocated for the recognition of the Indo-Aryan race, which he deemed to be superior to other races.
Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
First and Last name of the person Kevin famously nicknamed "Zamboni"
What is Ellie Flynn?
13 Seed: High Point
If the 2018 Superbowl Halftime Performer could connect Buffalo to Cleveland via his flow
What is Justin Timberlake Eerie?
This man has a Law that states that the electric current through a conductor between two points is directly proportional to the voltage across the two points.
This man beat women frequently. He was a major misogynist and womanizer. He cheated on all his wives. He told one of his mistresses, 'Women are machines for suffering.', also known for his works such as The Weeping Woman (1937) and the Guernica (1937).
Who is Pablo Picasso?
First name of the commandant of cadets when we graduated in 2024