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100

You have 250 acres designated to planting corn on this year.  Seed corn costs $32/acre. How much will is cost to plant corn in all of your fields?

250x$32= $8,000

100

Where will you find the most cows?

Moo York.


100

This bird, it can be eaten
Breaded, roasted, boiled or fried
And why did it cross the road?
To get to the other side

A chicken

100

How old is the world's oldest pig?

23 years

100

Where is it believed that farming started?

Ancient Mesopotamia

200

You planted 250 acres of corn.  Fertilizer costs $45/acre.  How much will you spend to fertilize your corn fields?

250x$45= $11,250

200

What’s the quietest animal on a farm?

A ssshhheep.

200

I have four legs but I’m not a dog
I can run fast but I’m not a cheetah
I like carrots but I’m not a rabbit
I have a mane but I’m not a lion
I can be ridden but I’m not a motorcycle
 

A horse

200

How tall is the tallest living horse?

20 hands or 7ft

200

How long ago did humans invent farming?

Between 7,000 and 10,000 years ago

300

You harvest 145 bushels of corn per acre this season. You planted 250 acres of corn.  How many total bushels did you harvest?

250x145= 36,250

300

What do you call the boss at Old McDonald’s Farm?

The CIEIO


300

This normally grows in fields
It’s a grain from what I hear
It can be eaten piece by piece
Or straight from a long ear

Corn

300

How heavy is North Americas largest pumpkin?

2,350lbs

300

Name one of the 8 Stone Age crops.

emmer wheat, einkorn wheat, peas, lentils, bitter vetch, hulled barley, chickpeas, or flax

400
A 2.5 gallon jug of herbicide treats 7 acres.  How many jugs do you need to treat your 250 acres of corn fields? (Round up to the next full jug)

250/7= 35.7 jugs= 36 jugs

400

What do you get when you pamper a cow?

Spoiled milk.


400

He’s best friends with a tinman
And a lion with giant paws
If you were to shake his hand
You’d be clutching at some straws

A scarecrow

400

How much does the worlds heaviest potato weigh? To the nearest pound

11lbs

400

Due to flooding in Ancient Egypt and Mesopotamia, farmers developed a system of...?

Irrigation

500

You decide to rent out 150 acres of hay fields to your neighbor.  You charge $40 per acre per month.  How much will you make in rent for the year?

150x$40= $6,000x12=72,000 per year

500

Why didn’t the farmer laugh at any of these jokes?

Because they’re too corny.


500

I live on a farm but I’m not a horse
I help provide what you might eat at breakfast but I’m not a chicken
I provide meat but I’m not a cow
I have a snout but I’m not an anteater
I’m found in a pen but I’m not ink

A pig

500

How much does the world's heaviest chicken egg weigh? 

1lb

500
The Stone Age ended with the creation of...

Metal tools