This futuristic ancient empire is responsible for The Ultima Weapon, Azys La and seemingly almost everything else.
What is the Allagan Empire?

Warrior of Light
Who is Elidibus?
A newcomer asks, "What MMORPG should I play?" Their friend takes a giant breath before responding extensively.
What is the FFXIV Copypasta? (Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV?)
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Thou dost speaketh as thus
Who is Urianger?
You know, if you wanted to fight us that badly, all you had to do was ask.
Who is Zenos Yae(Viator) Galvus?

Often just called "Hydaelyn", our journey during Endwalker later revealed this title as the true name of our star.
What is Eitherys?

Empress of the Winds
Who is Barbariccia?
A very hungry man goes into a Mexican restaurant. The waiter ask "What can I get for you?"
What is "BIG(BEEF) FAT TACOS!"

Aww, this women takes care of people turning into sin eaters! That's swe- OH MY GOD SHE'S TURNING INTO ONE OF THEM!
Who is Tesleen?

Why do you show up on every trial roulette? Why is your trial so boring, you stupid whale?!
Who is Bismarck?
(I couldn't find a single meme. Nobody cared enough apparently.)
The men and dragons of Coerthas lived in peace until King Thordan and his knights twelve betrayed and murdered this great wyrm for her eyes.
Who is Ratatoskr?
Eternal Darkness
Who is Zodiark?

Oppenheimer, who is currently in a mechsuit, exclaims wildly at the destruction caused by the atomic bomb.
What is "Such Devastation!"

Can believe this asshole just disowned his kids. On a sidenote, my guy, why is your entire family's hair white?
Who is Fourchenault Leveilleur?

This man is the perfect example of why you don't put all-powerful, immortal beings in charge of creating life. He makes one bird, and the universe is now ending.
Who is Hermes?

As opposed to other soul crystals (not counting Blue Mage), this job's soul stone is empty, leaving room for the Warrior of Light to carve their own history.
What is Machinist?

Daemoniac Dungeon
Who is Pandaemonium?

The local grains of sand have woken up for the day. Now you gotta go back to them.
What is "Pray return to the Waking Sands."

You'll find this old Hrothgar apologizing profusely for offending some royalty. Oh nevermind, he's okay now.
Who is Wuk Evu?

This magical douchebag breaks into our base, kidnaps our leader, gives us one of the worst trials in the game AND THEN KILLS OUR MOON WIFE?!
Who is Nabriales?

After this man found the gun-halberd of Garlean general Nael Van Darnus, he accidentally triggered an explosion. The resulting blast caused this man to get sent flying into Dalamud, falling back down five years later.
Who is Hildibrand Manderville?

The Last Mercy
Who is Ra-La?

DAILY DOUBLE
White-haired Solid Snake sneaks into an enemy camp. Now he's got to inform his friends.
We encounter this green-haired Roegadyn early into our journey. He gave us some encouragement before getting pancaked in the Copperbell Mines along with the rest of his party.
Who is Dolorous Bear?

This blue and orange garlean appeared as the first boss of a heavenward dungeon before disappearing from the MSQ. His accomplishments after include dying horribly and becoming the basis for a mech suit.
Who is Regula Van Hydrus?
