Lore Nerds
Epitaphs
Poorly Described Memes
Friendly Faces
Not so Friendly Faces
100

This futuristic ancient empire is responsible for The Ultima Weapon, Azys La and seemingly almost everything else.

What is the Allagan Empire?

100

Warrior of Light

Who is Elidibus?

100

A newcomer asks, "What MMORPG should I play?" Their friend takes a giant breath before responding extensively.

What is the FFXIV Copypasta? (Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV?)

100

Thou dost speaketh as thus

Who is Urianger?

100

You know, if you wanted to fight us that badly, all you had to do was ask.

Who is Zenos Yae(Viator) Galvus?


200

Often just called "Hydaelyn", our journey during Endwalker later revealed this title as the true name of our star.

What is Eitherys?

200

Empress of the Winds

Who is Barbariccia?

200

A very hungry man goes into a Mexican restaurant. The waiter ask "What can I get for you?"

What is "BIG(BEEF) FAT TACOS!"

200

Aww, this women takes care of people turning into sin eaters! That's swe- OH MY GOD SHE'S TURNING INTO ONE OF THEM!

Who is Tesleen?

200

Why do you show up on every trial roulette? Why is your trial so boring, you stupid whale?!

Who is Bismarck?

(I couldn't find a single meme. Nobody cared enough apparently.)

300

The men and dragons of Coerthas lived in peace until King Thordan and his knights twelve betrayed and murdered this great wyrm for her eyes.

Who is Ratatoskr?

300

Eternal Darkness

Who is Zodiark?

300

Oppenheimer, who is currently in a mechsuit, exclaims wildly at the destruction caused by the atomic bomb.

What is "Such Devastation!"

300

Can believe this asshole just disowned his kids. On a sidenote, my guy, why is your entire family's hair white?

Who is Fourchenault Leveilleur?

300

This man is the perfect example of why you don't put all-powerful, immortal beings in charge of creating life. He makes one bird, and the universe is now ending.

Who is Hermes?

400

As opposed to other soul crystals (not counting Blue Mage), this job's soul stone is empty, leaving room for the Warrior of Light to carve their own history.

What is Machinist?

400

Daemoniac Dungeon

Who is Pandaemonium?

400

The local grains of sand have woken up for the day. Now you gotta go back to them.

What is "Pray return to the Waking Sands."

400

You'll find this old Hrothgar apologizing profusely for offending some royalty. Oh nevermind, he's okay now.

Who is Wuk Evu?

400

This magical douchebag breaks into our base, kidnaps our leader, gives us one of the worst trials in the game AND THEN KILLS OUR MOON WIFE?!

Who is Nabriales?

500

After this man found the gun-halberd of Garlean general Nael Van Darnus, he accidentally triggered an explosion. The resulting blast caused this man to get sent flying into Dalamud, falling back down five years later.

Who is Hildibrand Manderville?

500

The Last Mercy

Who is Ra-La?

500

DAILY DOUBLE

White-haired Solid Snake sneaks into an enemy camp. Now he's got to inform his friends.

500

We encounter this green-haired Roegadyn early into our journey. He gave us some encouragement before getting pancaked in the Copperbell Mines along with the rest of his party.

Who is Dolorous Bear?

500

This blue and orange garlean appeared as the first boss of a heavenward dungeon before disappearing from the MSQ. His accomplishments after include dying horribly and becoming the basis for a mech suit.

Who is Regula Van Hydrus?